Beard Shaving 2010

Dr. Spork signed Mustachio Deth's exit contract, but dragged the proceedings out for four hours by insisting not only that the entire twenty-three pages be read aloud, but translated into Old West colloquialisms so that he could fully understand them. As he had been through several big-league music contract negotiations already, he wasn't about to throw up the sponge to those mangy mudsills. No, sir.


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