Beard Shaving 2007

No one really knows what happened to El Magico. Some say he lost the keys to his lair in one of the many stolen pairs of pants and never saw daylight again. Others say that he emerged from that evilly black lair one last time and used his bat beard to swallow the soul of a famous 80's thrash metal rock guitar player. No one knows for sure. But, if you ever meet a man who swims in guitar shaped pools and talks about his evil plans being funded by royalty checks, watch. your. pants. The End.


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