Beard Shaving 2013

"Hold on, now. Is this for real? asked Mrs. Mountain Man, "Because this is all starting to sound a little far-fetched."
"Far-fetched?" asked the Mountain Man, "This is more real than a deal from Ron Popeil. If this story was a RonCo product it would be spray hair in a can WITH an attached flavor injector, girl. I can tell this is all scrambling your egg right inside the shell, but don't think I just make all this up to impress you. Because woman, I do not."


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