Beard Shaving 2010

The Mountain Man attended to the messages stacked up on his mountain counter. Among them, the council for Mustachio Deth found out that "F.U. Buddy" was not his legal name and needed him to come back to re-sign his exit contract. His cat photo and melted clocks had been forwarded by his landlady to her son, Sal, who was making a decent living selling them to city art dealers. And someone named "Sporty VonFrogmin" wanted to start a Black Sabbath cover band called SkittleStank. The Mountain Man crumpled the messages and threw them in the mountain trash. He had no time for the city. He had a mountain family to take care of and wizard-friendly router to lock down. Who shall not pass now, Wizard? Who shall not pass, now? The End.

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