The Mountain Man got up really early. 3AM to be precise. He spent the day working with a paint set and blow torch that he picked up at the local dollar store. By 5PM, he was so deep in artistic failure that he went to the alley and had a passerby take a picture of him throwing a bucket of water in the air. An alley cat managed to jump into the shot and ruin it. Who was he kidding? He was no artist. The Mountain Man wrote his address on the back of the picture and left it on the table in his apartment, explaining to his landlady that he would pay for the melted clocks and other items that fell victim to his recent bout of artistic experimentation.