Beard Shaving 2010

Mustachio Deth's lead singer, "Venere-LOL," was quoted as saying, "Finding out that your bass player is the same guy who wrote '(I'm Gonna) Butter Your Biscuits' was pretty embarrassing, but we were ready to deal with it. We were even willing to deal with 'Petey,' the invisible bird / manager he carried around on his finger. But when he debuted that ultra-stache or mega-tusk or whatever he called that thing, he transformed into some sort of maniac mustache messiah. It got to the point where every song he brought to practice had the word mustache in the title. Nu metal is a formula, and part of that formula is braided facial hair. If you can't stick to that...Well, there's the door."


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