"Let's not go through that again, lad," said the leprechaun sitting on his shoulder. "Everyone will recognize you because of your top ten music career and you'll never have a minute's peace. I mean, do I need to remind you that you nearly burned your damned junk off on your last trip to the city?" The leprechaun shook his head. "Stay here, and we'll get naked and go hunting like Tyrannosaurus Rexes...hey, does my head look big to you?" The mountain man made a note to throw away the rest of the mushrooms that Mrs. Mountain man collected for dinner last night.