Beard Shaving 2009

The mountain man collected his pension check and returned his cabin in the woods. #1 mountain woman handed him a stack of mail addressed to his various aliases. "Where do you come up with all these names?" she asked. Just as he was about to say, "I steal from my culture," he heard what sounded like a cat in heat charging through the yard. A naked leprechaun ran by the window being chased by what looked like a very angry badger. "Did you see that?" asked the mountain man. "See what?" asked #1MW! "Well, it probably wasn't the mushrooms then," he thought to himself. The End.


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