He had the pistol permit already, so he applied for a job under the name Urkle McLovin as bouncer for a new movie being shot locally. Once that curtain behind him was pulled aside, he quickly realized that he had misconstrued the terms "bouncer" and "watchman" listed in the job description. It suddenly dawned on him that The Empire Spikes Crack wasn't a typo. It might have cost him an hour's pay, but Urkle put up his hands and backed slowly off the set. Then, he just ran.