Beard Shaving 2008

"They don't have to skin their own meat or build their own shelters," he thought. "And the women. They're much softer and less dangerous than mountain women. Very few look like they could beat me in a mustache growing contest. I must leave for the city at once." And with that, the mountain man left the happy little trees behind to seek out the finest women the city had to offer.


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