Beard Shaving 2004

His wrath was mighty, but after getting near an actual Amish man to rend thine unto the Earth, he found that both his heightened insect senses of strength and smell revolted. He reevaluated his plan, buggy-jacked Jebadiah with a pitchfork, and escaped, heading somewhere new, someplace hip, to work in a hip new job. All at a biblical 4 MPH.


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