#1GF!: What are you doing today.
Me: Practicing my beatboxing.
#1GF!: What?
Me: Practicing my beatboxing.
#1GF!: Oh no.
Me: Gahd. It’s not like I’m going to do it while you’re here or anything. I know the rules.

I’ve been a sucker for beatboxing since I first heard The Human Beat Box in 1984 a sucker for people who can beatbox, and Beardyman shows us the recipe to a perfect beatbox mix. This is what got me buh buh pft buh b’buh pft’ing for hours.

Kitchen Diaries

Yea. By the time you read this it will probably be Friday, and you’ll be aching for something to take you away from that mind-numbing job of yours. Dig in to the Youtube goodness.

Australian Idol Beatbox

I am a sucker for a good beatboxing video

Cavity Creeps

Another addition to the YouTube Museum of Television. We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!

Hardcastle & McCormick Intro

Yet another addition to the YouTube Museum of Television. Don’t click unless you want this theme eating you alive for the rest of the day. You’ve been warned.

Spock Phone Message

A younger version of me had this on my answering machine for a while.

George’s Phone Message

A younger version of me had this as an answering machine message, as well.

The Greatest American Hero

(Late Addition) I included George’s phone message, and I forgot to add the original theme to that craptastic TV show, the Greatest American Hero.

Ok Go

I don’t think I’m hip enough to know who “Ok Go” is, but there is something about them dancing to their indy rock that seems so wrong that I can’t look away. The choreography seems like it should be backing up some R&B artist.

Ok Go Dancing on Treadmills

The title pretty much says it all.

Just because I know that you like to screw around…

Video Beatboxing (video): I’m a sucker for beatboxing, and Lasse Gjertsen serves up a pretty cool video beatbox. (via fazed)

Orbox B (game): One of those flash logic games that I like to hack around with while waiting for my CDs to rip. I got to level 20 (tgb517) out of 30 before giving up. (via fazed)

Hit the Golf Ball (game) …as far as you can in 10 seconds. This si surprisingly simple, and surprisingly addictive even for a person who fucking hates golf. My top 3 were 11941, 11896, & 11054. (via in4mador)

Bullet Time (game): Simple reaction time game. Once the gun is fired, you click to dodge. High of 10503 with a one time R/T of .174. (via linkdumper)

Ice Block Buster: This game wears mighty thin, mighty fast, but losing is so much fun. Just punch your way through the ice walls or laugh when you don’t. (via Kontraband)

Shapeshifter (game): I don’t really dig this one too much, but it’s one of those Tetris-style games that #1GF! might like it, so it made the list. (via in4mador)

Normally, I only link when I have nothing to say, but an incident at work the other day has forced my hand. Pete walks up to me and is all like “I aint checked your site in a while, biotch. I should check that shit up, but pfft. I liked it in the old days when you were all like, ‘look at the funny links on the web! linkity link link link.’ Now you’re all, ‘movie movie movie, bla bla bla.’ That shit ain’t funny, motherfucker!”

Just as I was calmly asking him to keep his voice down and to use proper corporate vernacular when addressing a co-worker, someone else piped in with, “I don’t read that shit, no more, neither. that shit is wickety wickety wack.” And another with, ‘Zackly. Fuck that shit. Fuck it up its stupid ass.”

Then they all started talking about throwing a biotch in a diotch, while I just sat there pretending not to hear them and winding the giant clock around my neck.

So, because of Pete’s insatiable need for amusement, I will turn this little bitch box into an actual honest to goodness weblog for a day. I read a very nice article at googletutor.com that explains a neat little google hack that allowed me to fish all the links below from the stuff that people stash up on their web sites (article here). Some are movies, some are pictures, and there’s a flash game in there somewhere.

Linkity Link Link Link:

http://shogun.shafted.com.au/temp/Mcleodowned.jpg
http://www.n3t.net/humor/jesusbrb.jpg
http://www.kvak.com/slike/200105b.gif
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/video/
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/american_gene_pool.jpg
http://leech.dk/beatbox.wmv
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/cooltshirt.jpg
http://leech.dk/funkypong.swf
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/ft031003.gif
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/happynewyear.jpg
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/hit-ctrl-A.jpg
http://leech.dk/japan_national_yoyo-contest_2003.mpg
http://leech.dk/pop.swf
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/popecore1.jpg
http://leech.dk/redvsblack_switch.mov
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/stone.jpg
http://leech.dk/swearing.swf
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/whocares.jpg
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/word.jpg