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Finetune Friday: Bottoms Up!

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Many drinks tried, but none symbolized the lounge era better than the martini. So for my contribution to FineTune Friday: Bottoms Up, ladies and gentleman, it’s Martini Time!

Purists may notice that I took a meandering path when compiling this list. Like a playboy working the room at a swingin’ party, I sometimes strayed into exotica, sometimes I shared a laugh with the space age pop crowd, and a couple of times I got caught mixing it up with the bossa nova set. Life is too short for strict definitions. Life is a party, folks. Thanks for playing along once again.

Enjoy!

Six Minute Warning: FineTune Friday

Monday, December 31st, 2007

6 Minute Warning

The Story Of Dr. Funk

I was visiting Dr. Funk of Tahiti last week, when Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels and Sam Adams dragged in a white Russian who had been caught in a hurricane and crushed by a kamikaze cement mixer. The guy was pretty much a zombie, so Dr. Funk prepared to perform a mind eraser. I had never seen one performed, so I asked if I could hang around.

“Sure,” shrugged Dr. Funk, “Hand me a screwdriver and that scorpion bowl. I haven’t seen anything this bad since I treated that suffering bastard who fell off the rigging of a banana boat back in 82.”

You could hear the crackling of bones as he threw the guy into Singapore Sling.

Shotgun CD Reviews: The Ultra-Lounge Edition

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Shotgun CD reviews are short reviews on CDs that you can usually pick up for $10 or less. For further explanation, check the FAQ

V/A - Ultra-Lounge Vol. 8: Cocktail CapersV/A - Ultra-Lounge Vol. 8: Cocktail Capers (space age pop): The Ultra-lounge series of discs showcase some of the oddest, coolest lounge of the 50’s and 60’s, and this one is no exception. I can’t find a solid theme running through the tracks that would indicate why this is called “Cocktail Capers”, but it really doesn’t matter because the disc is a kitschy romp through 60’s easy listening. I like listening to this particular disc while driving to make my giant-winged tint mobile feel like it’s a vintage convertible in the opening credits of a 60’s comedy/spy movie. I do a lot of smiling and nodding while I’m driving along, imagining #1GF! sitting next to me wearing a pair of big, black 60’s sunglasses and a head scarf. It’s a good thing that my windows are tinted or this disc might lead people to believe that I’m not the perfectly well-adjusted and rational person that I’ve always claimed to be. B

V/A - Ultra-Lounge Vol. 3: Space-CapadesV/A - Ultra-Lounge Vol. 3: Space-Capades (space age pop): The tracks on Space Capades hover around 1960, when space exploration was still exciting and novel, and that really shows through the energy of this disc. It’s full of unique and fun arrangements from old-time greats like Avino Rey, David Rose, and Les Baxter, but I think three tracks really stand out. The first is a cover of Raymond Scott’s “Powerhouse”, which you may not be familiar with by name, but if grew up on classic cartoons, it will definitely be familiar to you. The Bobby Hammack Combo adds a fairly jazzy angle to the track without losing its cartoonish fun. The other two tracks, “You’re the Top” and “Lonesome Road” were written and performed by Dean Elliott, one of the composers who worked on early Mr. Magoo and Tom & Jerry cartoons. The Elliott tracks are so unique that I would go so far as to say that they make the disc worth owning even if you were able to ignore the fun in the rest of it. B+

Have Yourself A Talkbox Little Christmas

Friday, December 21st, 2007

There isn’t a heck of a lot of work for talkbox professionals these days, so it’s not hard to get all funked up over this “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” video from Moot Booxle. Not only is it well done and funky as hell, but you may notice some Atomic Dog references thrown in there to float your holiday cheer.

Good talkbox videos aren’t easy to come by these days, so savor this moment, my friends.

Enjoy!

Moot Booxle With “Have Yourself A Merry Christmas”

FineTune Friday January 2008 Theme

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Soon, we’ll be done with our holiday shopping, and with resolutions in hand, we’ll be ready to face another new year. Then, the snow will hit. And the bills will come in. And that kid upstairs will just run back and forth and back and forth until we’re ready to burn the building down. And we’ll inevitably throw all our good intentions aside in favor of a warm couch and good stiff drink or ten.

In preparation for that day, I present you with the FineTune Friday January Theme: Bottoms Up!

FineTune Friday Announcement: January 2008: Bottoms Up!

First, you go to the Finetune webshite and do shome clicks and WHAMboooo JAMbo. Mushic comesh outa there. Theresh no hard rulesh. You pick a favorite drink and you make a playshit about it. Make the thingamabob an onion or whatever. Whatever you want, man. Issh your lisht. Ickin be about beeeer or wiiiiiine or booooooze or beeeeer, or if you want, make it about booze. Or wine. Or mix it all up crazy loco coocoo nutty dingdong. Ha. I said dong. Pffff fff fff fff. Dong. DOOONNNGG! No, I will NOT be quiet. No, YOU’RE loud!

Lishen. Lishen lishen lishen. LISHEN! I’m trying to tell you here. On Friday, January hubblybub or whatever, you call me up on the internet with your music lisht and I will link the shit out of it. It’ll be like a clashic bar brawl of linksh. YAAAARGGGGH! Comere you. Lemme give you a headlock. I love you, man. No, I mean it. Youyouyou. You. Are. The besht. High five. FineTUUUUNE!

More coherent information on how to join in on the fun can be found on my FineTune Friday Page. If you haven’t joined in before, it’s time to make a resolution to get involved.

FineTune Friday: The Holidaze

Friday, December 7th, 2007

While I wait for the ideal moment to start my holiday shopping, I’m determined to keep myself from falling into that pressurized holiday coma that this season typically drops down my chimney. To get to a more peaceful place among the red-ribboned chaos, I figured I’d have to avoid the radio’s collection of aggravating station changers like “Dominic the Donkey” and create my own holiday playlist. That’s how FineTune Friday: The Holidaze was born.

You might find it a little surprising that the closest that my list comes to metal is a jazz cover of Spinal Tap’s “Christmas With The Devil”, but I wanted to build a holiday playlist that #1GF! and the rest of my family could enjoy while chillaxing together this holiday season.

Hopefully, it’ll keep you chillin’ and coolin’ just like a snowman, too.

Enjoy!

Six Minute Warning: Finetune Friday

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

6 Minute WarningThere are only a few days until FineTune Friday: The Holidaze, will be dropping its musical packages down your chimney on Friday, December 7.

To get in on the festivities, all you need is a free FineTune account and a 45 song playlist created around this month’s theme. On December 7, post your station to your site and let me know where it is so that I can link to it.

See the December theme announcement or on the FineTune Friday page for more info.

Get in the spirit and join in, or you’ll get coal in your stocking.

Shotgun CD Reviews: Shotgun Party, Return of the DJ, Wes Montgomery, Amon Amarth, Cannibal Corpse

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Shotgun CD reviews are short reviews on CDs that you can usually pick up for $10 or less. For further explanation, check the FAQ

Shotgun Party - Shotgun PartyShotgun Party - Shotgun Party (country?): I’m ashamed to admit that I had never heard of Shotgun Party before Google errantly delivered Shotgun Party’s lead singer, Jenny Parrott, to the front door of this site, but I can’t thank Google enough. Shotgun party is a Texas three piece (Upright bass, guitar, fiddle) whose style seems to sit somewhere between the old-time fun of 1930’s jazz revival bands like the Squirrel Nut Zippers and the sad, sweet, dance hall country feel of Patsy Cline.

It’s rare for me to fawn over an indy debut, but the band’s simple melodies like “Gladiola” are home-baked, auditory comfort food that stick in my ears long after the disc is over. I have almost the same love for this album that I have for the Old97’s debut, Hitchhike to Rhome, which has spent so much time in my CD player in the last decade that I’ve had to replace it at least once. Let’s hope I’m a little more careful with this disc. A-

VA - Best of Return of the DJVarious - Best of Return of the DJ (dj): This was the “best of” compilation from the four disc Return of the DJ series. Rob Swift, Cut Chemist, Z-Trip, Mixmaster Mike, QBert, Kid Koala, the Invisibl Skratch Piklz, and others are showcased, making it a who’s who of 90’s turntablism. Unfortunately, because all of the tracks focus heavily on the technical at the expense of being listenable, this is the hip hop equivalent of an Yngwie Malmsteen album: You can appreciate the skill that goes in, but you don’t really want to listen to it again. The only exception on the disc is a single track by Cut Chemist, which presents five minutes of listenable skill. This disc is too hard to find and too expensive for me to recommend it to anyone who isn’t a hard core turtablism fan. C

Wes Montgomery - Fingerpickin'Wes Montgomery - Fingerpickin’ (jazz): This disc has always been over my $10 soft limit, so I was lucky to get this copy as a gift. Montgomery recorded this album between 1957 and 1958 on the Blue Note label with his brothers, Buddy and Monk. Although Wes is famous for being a great jazz guitarist, you’ll be disappointed if you buy it to hear Wes’s guitar. Despite the name “Fingerpickin’”, Wes’s talents take a back seat to his brother Bud’s vibes by a large margin on this album. I’m really a sucker for good jazz vibes, which is why even though this disc seems misnamed, it still earns a place as one of my favorites. A-

Amon Amarth - The Fate of NornsAmon Amarth - The Fate of Norns (death metal): Is there anything more metal than Scandinavian death metal? What about Viking death metal? Amon Amarth is a Viking death metal band hailing out of Sweden. What are more metals thans that? All their songs center around Viking pillaging and plundering, and I’d be lying if I told you that I didn’t find myself wanting to wave a broadsword from the helm of my Viking ship when listening to it. If you stripped out everything that is American death metal from Lamb of God and replaced it with everything Scandinavian, you’d have Amon Amarth. It’s much more epic than I’m used to, but it still kicks a lot of ass. B+

Cannibal Corpse - The Wretched SpawnCannibal Corpse - The Wretched Spawn (death metal): Released in 2004, this was the ninth studio release from Cannibal Corpse. Although I don’t think that the vocals are as guttural as when Chris Barnes was in the group, they’re still on par with other death metal bands like Lamb of God or Amon Amarth. What aren’t typical are the lyrics. I don’t think I’ve listened to lyrics that are as gory, and if the metal backing up the vocals wasn’t so good, it would seem almost comical. Because I think of vocals as more of a rhythmic instrument than as something to decipher, the lyrical content doesn’t really factor into what I think of this album. If I were a lyrics person, I might find it to be verging on silly, but as it is, it’s some excellently heavy stuff. B+

Bloop Bloop Bloop: The Music of Prime Time Dramas

Friday, November 16th, 2007

#1GF! is a big fan of a lot of the prime time dramas like Grey’s Anatomy and Desperate Housewives, and I’ve learned to leave the room because my eye rolling and talking at the TV tends to ruin the shows for her. I can always tell when I shouldn’t enter a room because all the shows seem to have the same bloop bloop bloop music.

When I saw the following four minute podcast from Current TV, I felt like Connor Knighton had read my mind. Ladies, you might not want to watch this, because it’s really hard to re-ignore something once someone points it out.

FineTune Friday December Theme

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

We are plunging headlong into winter and the holiday season is almost upon us. In no time, we’ll be worrying about lists, fighting for parking, airing grievances, performing feats of strength, and falling into that special type of misery that only holiday shopping can bestow. Before we get completely sick of the season, let’s prepare lists of those songs that remind us that the holiday season is meant to be fun.

Then on Friday, December 7, we’ll cross-link the stations in a winter wonderland of music.

FineTune Friday Announcement: December 2007: The Holidaze

Information on how to join in on the fun can be found on my FineTune Friday Page. If you haven’t joined in on the fun, this is as good a time as any.

The Cackle Sisters: Unique, Old Time Country

Friday, November 9th, 2007

cackle sistersCarolyn and Mary Jane DeZurik were two Minnesota farm girls who used their unique ability to weave bird sounds into their songs to create some of the most beautifully unique country music of the early twentieth century. The duo got their big break in 1937 when they began appearing as The Cackle Sisters on the Checkerboard Time Radio Show, and during the 40’s, their talents would earn them a regular spot at the Grand Ole Opry alongside country legends like Hank Williams and Minnie Pearl. Despite their unique style, the sisters would only record six songs for the the Vocalion label.

If I had to recommend a couple of songs that give a feel for their music, I would suggest The First Whipporwill Song or Old Dan Tucker.

If you enjoy them, WFMU’s Beware of the Blog generously hosts 31 more free downloads from the Cackle Sisters’ Checkerboard Time Radio Show Recordings.

I can’t tell you how much I enjoy listening to the cackle sisters and I hope you do too. They’re one of those acts that has been lost to history and really shouldn’t have been.

Enjoy!

New Community Feature At FineTune

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

I was talking with the folks over at FineTune today, and they have just implemented a new community feature that gives personal recommendations for music, playlists, and other users.

When I went to check out my recommendations, I was expecting to find some death metal that I hadn’t heard of, so I was pretty surprised to find out that FineTune thinks that I’m into Aretha Franklin. Don’t get me wrong, Aretha is fine and all, but since I wouldn’t put her in my the top 50, I contacted the folks over at FineTune to see if they could shed some light on what might be going on.

Here’s what I found out:

FineTune Friday: Battle Of The Sexes

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

We have finally arrived at the main event, an all-out cage match of boys versus girl in the FineTune Friday Battle of the Sexes.

On the one side we have the fist-fighting, meat-eating, beard wearing, stinky in the woods men with the most macho playlists they could kill and drag into the competition with their own bare hands. Their opponents today are the heel-wearing, cat-fighting, pink drink sipping, pretty as a daisy ladies accentuating the most feminine playlists they could conjure up from their wily bag of lady tricks.

Fighters on your marks. Let’s get ready to rummmmbblllllleee!

Other FineTune Friday Participants This Month:
This was a harder to put together than I had thought, and the dudes hung me out to dry this round. There were three other participants this month, so special thanks to them for joining in. Even if they are my Amazon adversaries.

(these links will change as people’s pages are posted)

Previous FineTune Fridays:
A list of the previous FineTune Fridays can be found on the Dyers.org FineTune Friday Page

Six Minute Warning: FineTune Friday

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

6 Minute WarningThere are less than four days left for you to get your station ready for the latest edition of FineTune Friday. This month’s theme, The Battle of The Sexes, will be jumping from the top of the cage on Friday, November 2.

If you want in grab a free FineTune account and create a 45 song playlist around this month’s theme. On November 2, post your station to your site and drop me line so I can give you a link.

More information about this month’s theme can be found in the November theme announcement or on the FineTune Friday page.

If you haven’t joined in, now’s the time to start.

The Top 10 Music Inspiring Horror Movies In The Public Domain

Friday, October 26th, 2007

While hunting for some free entertainment for Halloween, I discovered that there were a surprising number of horror movies that can be legally and freely downloaded because they have fallen into the public domain. I found cheese-filled creature features like The Giant Gila Monster (1959), Attack of the Giant Leeches (1953), and The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962), but I also came across a number of films that I realized have been musically inspirational to some big name bands.

Here are the top 10 musically inspiring horror films in the public domain and what they inspired. The IMDB star rating is included so you can determine what to (or not to) download onto your ipod.

10. The Wasp Woman (1960)

The Wasp Woman The owner of a cosmetic factory becomes the test subject for wasp enzymes that are supposed to make her look younger. The drugs have unintended side effects.

IMDB: 3.4 stars

Musical Inspiration: This movie was said to have inspired the Misfits’ song “Queen Wasp” which appeared on Earth A.D, released in 1983.

Shotgun CD Reviews: Columbia-Princeton, Cameo, Hank Williams III, Scissorfight, and Red Simpson

Friday, October 19th, 2007

Shotgun CD reviews are short reviews on CDs that you can usually pick up for $10 or less. For further explanation, check the FAQ

Red Simpson - The Best of...Red Simpson - The Best of… (country): Red Simpson started his career writing songs for country greats like Buck Owens and Merle Haggard, but his career never really took off until he started recording truck driving music for Capitol in the late 60’s. Simpson never drove a truck, but he is the indisputable king of truck driving country music. There are 20 tracks on this album including “Nitro Express”, “Truck Drivin’ Man”, “Highway Patrol”, “Six Days On The Road”, and others that make me want to throw on a down vest and hop up behind the wheel of a big rig. 10-4? A

FineTune Friday November Theme

Monday, October 15th, 2007

November is a season of transition, and for some of us males in the northern hemisphere, that transition involves going from beardless to bearded in honor of National Beard Growing Month. That change from gentle civilian to Epic Macho Barbarian can cause tensions to run high between the sexes.

Like our b-boy ancestors, let’s not take that tension to the streets. Let’s take the battle to the hi-fi and create either ball grabbing, meat-eating, fist-fighting, beard wearing, stinky in the woods macho playlist, or a cat-fighting, heel-wearing, pink drink sipping, pretty as a daisy feminine playlist. Then on Friday, November 2, we’ll cross-link the stations in a musical cage match.

FineTune Friday Announcement: November 2007: Battle of the Sexes

Previous FineTune Fridays as well as information on how to join in on the fun can be found on my FineTune Friday Page. If you haven’t joined in on the fun, now’s the time to start.

Fine Tune Friday: Halloween Music

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Can you believe that we’re at another edition of FineTune Friday already? I sure can’t. Halloween is just around the corner, so this month’s edition, “Ghastly Ghoulish, Gruesome, and Gross” should give you all the music you need to keep those month-end Halloween parties sounding spooktacular!

This list was originally laid out to be an all death metal list, but the incredible number of musical oddities available completely murdered the idea. The list that emerged is a crypt full of Halloween oddities that I’m just dying for you to exhume.

Listen if you dare…

Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Other FineTune Friday Participants This Month:
Because FineTune Friday is nothing without other people’s participation, I want to thank the other ghouls, goblins, freaks, and psychos who took part in this month’s theme. Be sure to check out their playlists!

(these links will change as people’s pages are posted)

Previous FineTune Fridays:
Back to the Grind, Cinematic Characters, Mr. Men, Cover songs, ear worms, actors turned singers, the high school years, More cowbell!, and novelty songs

Six Minute Warning: FineTune Friday

Monday, October 1st, 2007

6 Minute WarningYou only have a few days left to get in on the latest edition of FineTune Friday. This month’s theme, Ghastly, Ghoulish, Gruesome, and Gross, will be hacking its way in on Friday, October 5.

If you want in on this engrossing entertainment, get a frighteningly free FineTune account and create a 45 song playlist from the FineTune library. On October 5, post your spooktacular station to your site and drop me line so I can add your link to the list.

If you haven’t joined in on a FineTune Friday in the past, now’s the time to start. It’s easier than Elvira, and more unpredictable than Keanu Reeves’ accent in Dracula

6 Minute Warning

Shotgun CD Reviews: Jerry Reed, NOFX, New Bomb Turks, The ‘Spankers, and Bury your Dead

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Shotgun CD reviews are short reviews on CDs that you can usually pick up for $10 or less. For further explanation, check the FAQ

Jerry Reed - The Essential Jerry ReedJerry Reed - The Essential Jerry Reed (country): You may know Jerry Reed as the actor who played “Cledus ‘the Snowman’ Snow” from Smokey and the Bandit, but did you know that he was the song writing talent behind the movie’s soundtrack? He was. The catchy style of “East Bound and Down” was all Jerry Reed, but Reed has had a long career of writing funny, upbeat country tales. Even though the songs come off as jokes a lot of the time, Reed’s guitar picking is not. Chet Atkins considered him to be on par with the best country finger pickers out there, but I think that because Reed wrote songs that were so clever and fun, the average listener never really noticed the music underneath. This album contains all of the fun hits you could need from Reed, and a few of those melodramatic country love songs that only could come from the 70’s. It’s a lot of fun on the surface, but it’s a guitar album under the hood. B+


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