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FineTune Friday: That’s All Folks

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

If this is it (oooh wop), please let me know. Well, this is it, folks. The final edition of Finetune Friday. It’s been going on for a year now, and this month’s theme is putting out any playlists that you’ve been itching to get out the door.

Over the last 12 months this has been an experiment in communicating with each other through sharing music. It was a lot of fun, but coming up with playlists that fit within my themes could be a challenging and time consuming task. I know that some lists took me hours to put together, and some of the more complicated lists took me days. The following people stuck with it every month and dedicated the time and effort into compiling lists that we all could enjoy, and I think they deserve a little something for the effort. So when they die, on their death beds, they will receive total consciousness. So, they got that going for them, which is nice.

Thanks for playing along, folks. It wouldn’t have been the same without you.

The Kings and Queens of Finetune Friday

12+ FTF’s
Me.
I’m the king (boomboom boom boom), but I don’t get credit because it was my gig. No soup for me.

11 FTF’s
K
She only missed The Mr. Men Edition. That’s it. “The Ballad of Dirk Diggler” from FTF: Sex was probably my favorite, followed by “Metallicar”, which was submitted for the King Of The Road Edition.

M-Shel
M-Shel also only missed the Mr. Men Edition, earning her place in the royal hall of Finetune Friday Fame. I think my favorite list of M-Shel’s was Hittin’ the Road, but her Christmas Holidaze list made me chuckle, too.

9 FTF’s
Christina
Christina participated in 9 of the previous 12 FTF’s, but she put out two playlists on the cinematic character list, which really should give her the bump up to 10 for the extra effort. That month, she submitted lists honoring both Damien and The Thing. Now that’s dedication.

7 FTF’s
Viv
Viv came to the party late, but has been involved with FTF without a break since December of 2007. My favorite list of hers is easily her contribution to the Science Fiction Edition, which she called “4e 65 72 64 63 6f 72 65″. The title and the entire description of this list was written in hex, which I made me burst out laughing. It’s bits of effort like this that made these things fun.

4 FTF’s
Geoffry

2 FTF’s
Digital Darryl
Tony

1 FTF
Sushi
Scott
Brian

The Recipe For The Perfect Beatbox

Friday, April 18th, 2008

#1GF!: What are you doing today.
Me: Practicing my beatboxing.
#1GF!: What?
Me: Practicing my beatboxing.
#1GF!: Oh no.
Me: Gahd. It’s not like I’m going to do it while you’re here or anything. I know the rules.

I’ve been a sucker for beatboxing since I first heard The Human Beat Box in 1984 a sucker for people who can beatbox, and Beardyman shows us the recipe to a perfect beatbox mix. This is what got me buh buh pft buh b’buh pft’ing for hours.

Kitchen Diaries

FineTune Friday May 2008 Theme

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

FineTune Friday Announcement: May 2008: That's All Folks

May will be the twelfth edition of FineTune Friday, and while I think it has been a fun ride, I’m sorry to say that this will be the last edition of Finetune Friday. The theme is completely open ended, allowing you to finally showcase that clever playlist idea that you’ve been kicking around for a while. I’m sort of psyched to hear what you come up with, as long as you aren’t including Europe’s “The Final Countdown”. Doodlooo dooooo. Doodloot doot dooooo… Gah crap.

Information on how to join in on the fun can be found on my FineTune Friday Page. If you haven’t joined in yet, this is your last chance.

Valient Thorr Supports National Kidney Foundation

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Valient Thorr will be postponing all activities April 15th through June 10th because the lead singer is donating a kidney to his ailing father. They are going public with what would normally be a private family matter to help give some publicity to The National Kidney Foundation’s media outreach program.

“If I can go from a hospital bed to playing in front of a crowd of 75,000 at the UK’s Download Festival in just eight weeks, people out there might consider becoming organ donors as well. If they have family members who need a kidney, it’s definitely something to think about; and if not, they can still learn about designating themselves as organ donors on their driver’s license.”
-Valient Himself

I’ve been a fan of Valient Thorr’s driving rock and badass beards for a while now, but as someone who asks for donations to the PKD Foundation in lieu of gifts every year, this news makes Valient Thorr rock a whole lot more.

Read the full press release or get your face rocked off at Valient Thorr’s Myspace Page.

And if you’re feeling charitable, consider making a donation to National Kidney Foundation or The PKD Foundation.

FineTune Friday: King Of The Road

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Breaker one nine, this is Baron Badass Von Kickass and I’m southbound with freightshaker full of trucker tracks. If smokey is riding your back door today, get in this convoy and let the King of the Road edition of Finetune Friday help keep your hammer down until you reach the weekend. 10-4?

Quiz

Think you know the lingo of the road? Why not take a quick quiz and put your green stamps where your mouth is? Answers can be found at the end of the post.

  1. What is considered the truckers’ CB channel?
  2. If someone is stuck in the chicken coop, where are they?
  3. If you hear that there’s a smokey in a plain brown wrapper on your back door, what should you do?
  4. If there’s a 10-33 ahead of your 20, what’s going on?
  5. If you’re deadheading from BeanTown to Hog Town, how high are you, dude?

Six Minute Warning: FineTune Friday

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

6 Minute WarningBreaker one nine, breaker one nine, this is the Snowman comin’ atcha. This month’s theme, King of the Road, will be rolling into your back door on Friday, April 4.

Grab your free FineTune account and create a 45 song playlist around the songs of the open road, and we’ll release them on April 4 in a rolling roadblock of road music. If you can have your list prepped and ready by noon on April 3, that would sure help me when I’m checking your log books and getting the stats in order.

More information on how to join this convoy can be found in the April theme announcement or on the FineTune Friday page.

The Snowman is back quiet.

Tragedy: A Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees

Friday, March 28th, 2008

You know that I have a fondness for cover songs (see my FineTune Friday Covers Playlist and you know I have much love for heavy metal, but while reading Mixx the other day, I came across one of the most aptly named bands that I have found in a long time.

The band is called Tragedy, and they do all-metal covers of Bee Gees songs. I’m sitting here laughing and shaking my head at the sheer amount of wrong that is packed into this band’s very existence, yet I listened to nearly every song on their myspace page.

Just so you can feel the evil, here’s a sample of their work. It’s just. So. Wrong. If this is the kind of thing that you can’t get enough of, the band is hosting their CD release party at Bill’s Bar in Boston tonight.

Tragedy: A Metal Tribute To The Bee Gees

The Talkbox Will Never Die: A Talkbox Playlist

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Talkbox Tracks If you’ve ever heard Peter Frampton sing “Doooo You Feeeeel Liiiike I Doooo” in that robotic guitar voice, then you know what a talkbox sounds like. The effect has been around for over 40 years now, and has made it’s way into tracks from Classic Rock to Funk.

Because DigitalDarryl knows that I can’t resist compiling odd musical lists (like cowbell or actors turned singers), he has asked me on a number of occasions to compile a list of talkbox songs for him. Well, I’ve finally put together my 20th FineTune playlist, “The Talkbox Will Never Die”, so that D and all the talkbox fans out there can get their fill of talkbox madness by simply clicking the green button below.

I’ve included the full track listing below, but even at 60+ songs, this playlist feels a little light to me. If you can think of any talkbox songs that aren’t included, be sure to drop them in the comments.

Enjoy!

Traditional Irish Music For St. Paddy’s Day

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's DayWhether you’re a Dyer, a Mulligan, a Shea, or a Hobin, a Murphy, McDonough, a Caffrey, or Connell, here’s a playlist of some of the traditional Irish songs that I grew up with to get you primed for your yearly excursion into everything green.

For the rest of you, fear not. Most of the American Irish have as much of a connection to the motherland as you do, so grab your shamrocks and join us in the parlor.

Enjoy!

Irish Folk For Irish Folk

What are you doing for St. Paddy’s Day?

FineTune Friday April 2008 Theme

Friday, March 14th, 2008

FineTune Friday Announcement: April 2008: King Of The Road

Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9, this is the Sharkman comin’ atcha, come on back. Anyone got their ears on? We’re low on green stamps, running on rags, and the county mounties are lockin’ us in double nickels, come awn.

The Sharkman’s got to get a HEAVY LOOOOAAAAD upstate ‘fore morning, and he needs some good ol’ wide-open road music to help get the hammer back on the floor where it belongs. You put together the list, and Ol’ Sharkman will keep an eye on Smokey Bear and his photobooths for ya, come awn. The Sharkman’s back quiet.

Information on how to join in on the fun can be found on my FineTune Friday Page. If you haven’t joined in yet, no gas, grass, or ass is required. On this trip, everyone rides for free.

Got Cowbell Fever? Here’s The 180+ Track Cure

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Every once and a while, cowbell fever rears its ugly head here at Dyers.org, and I go on a tear to find new cowbell tracks. Over the last two days, cowbell fever hit hard, doubling the size of my FineTune More Cowbell playlist.

Even though I eliminated any songs that relegated nature’s gift to classic rock to a single [tonk] [tonk], the list still stands at over 180 tracks, spanning genres well beyond classic rock.

If you’ve got the fever, click the little green button below to dispense the cure.

Enjoy!

Update (3/11/08): For those of you looking for a solid list of cowbell tracks, I added the full track listing of the playlist below. If you’re [tonk] [tonk]ing your way through it and you notice that one of your favorites is missing, definitely drop me a comment to let me know.

FineTune Friday: Science Fiction Edition

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Whether you like Picard or Kirk, whether you think it was all so much better when Han shot first, or whether you’re one of those folks who throwes random e’s and y’s into thyngs, this is a FineTune Friday that was made for you.

If you’re stuck doing grunt work for the evil overlord today, the PSI PHI edition is guaranteed to give enough a charge to your dilithium crystals to create a worm hole to quitting time. Hell, even those of you who say “Star Track” or “What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?” will get some enjoyment out of these lists.

Quiz

If you’re looking for a little challenge while you listen, can you figure out why would’ve included the following tracks in my playlist? (Answers are at the bottom of this post.)

  1. “I am the Law” by Anthrax
  2. “Ch-Check It Out” by The Beastie Boys
  3. “A New Hope” by Blink 182
  4. “Funk Funk” by Cameo
  5. “Spacegrass” by Clutch
  6. “We Care A Lot” by Faith No More
  7. “What’s On Your Mind” by Information Society
  8. “Breakfast Club” by Z-Trip

Six Minute Warning: FineTune Friday

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

6 Minute WarningT-Minus four days and counting before the launch of the PSI PHI edition of FineTune Friday. This month’s theme, Science Fiction, will be leaving the docking bay on Friday, March 7.

Academy training is not necessary, so grab a free FineTune account and create a 45 song playlist around this month’s theme. On March 7, post your station to your site and drop me line so that I can clear you to join formation.

More information can be found in the February theme announcement or on the FineTune Friday page.

I Am Chewbacca! I Am Wookie!

Friday, February 29th, 2008


As I was looking for songs for the upcoming PSI PHI edition of FineTune Friday, I ran across a song that I haven’t heard in a thousand years called, “I am Chewbacca”. It’s by a band called DVDA, which is made up of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and some of the other guys from South Park.

Over the last two days, I’ve gotten the song so lodged in my head, that my brain hasn’t been able to stop my mouth from blurting out the lyrics at inappropriate moments. Most people think it’s funny “uh oh” rather than funny “haha” when a crazy looking dude with a beard randomly mutters, “Don’t Fucking Cross Me! I am Chewbacca!” in the checkout line at the supermarket.

Because there’s no fun in having an earworm if you don’t spread it, I’m spreading this song to you. If you find the song oddly familiar, you might’ve heard it in a little cult classic called Clerks.

Here’s the “I am Chewbacca” Audio and Lyrics to get you started.

Enjoy!

FineTune Friday March 2008 Theme

Friday, February 15th, 2008

FineTune Friday Announcement: March 2008: Return of the Psi Phi

FineTune Friday: Sex

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Yea, baby. You know what time it is. It’s time for all the hot aural action that you’ve been longing for all month. This list has a definite R&B core, and I wish I could say that there wasn’t a lot of dancing that felt better than it looked, or that I was cool enough not to burst out laughing at the pure filth of some of the tracks, but you’d never believe me anyway. What you can believe is that I had a lot of fun putting this together.

So, kick back, turn on some LED candles, kick back with some of the sexiest tracks I could find. Or if that’s not your thing, grab the tarps, a lube bucket, a squeegee, a pair rubber gloves, a turkey baster, a tub of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”, a Mongolian sailing harness, a box of laxatives, a canned ham, 17 feet of strong nylon cord, three hot peppers, a Malasian tiger swing, a flyswatter, a zipper mask, three clothespins, a parakeet, two girls, one cup, and then listen in while you bring out the gimp.

If you embarrass easily, are surrounded by people who embarrass easily, or work in an environment where any mention of S-E-X will get you fired, you may want to take a pass on this until later.

For the rest of you… Enjoy!

Six Minute Warning: FineTune Friday

Monday, January 28th, 2008

6 Minute WarningThere are only a few days for you to get your station greased and ready for the latest edition of FineTune Friday. This month’s theme, Sex, will be buttering your muffins on Friday, February 1.

If you want in on the hot aural action, grab a free FineTune account and create a 45 song playlist around this month’s theme. On February 1, post your station to your site and drop me line so that I can tell everyone what a dirty bird you grew up to be.

More information can be found in the February theme announcement or on the FineTune Friday page.

If you’re still a FineTune virgin, now’s the time to get a piece of the action.

Shotgun CD Reviews: Morbid Angel, The Crown, And A Whole Lot Of Six Feet Under

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Shotgun CD reviews are short reviews on CDs that you can usually pick up for $10 or less. For further explanation, check the FAQ

Six Feet Under - Maximum ViolenceSix Feet Under - Maximum Violence (death metal): Chris Barnes serves up the some of the best death metal vocals available poured over a plate of steaming hot metal. This album has become one of my favorites of the genre, but I can’t tell you how great Six Feet Under’s style lends itself to the included bonus covers. You have never heard such kick ass versions of Kiss’s “War Machine” or of Iron Maiden’s “Wraithchild” until you’ve heard these. It may be heresy, but I like the covers better than the originals. I know. Like a flatulence after burrito night, I was a little afraid and a lot unsure of whether to let that one go. Whether you agree or not, one thing I don’t think that anyone can argue with is that the disc has a pretty entertaining cover of Thin Lizzy’s “Jailbreak”. It’s so bizarre that it makes me laugh every time I hear it. B+

The Crown - Crowned In TerrorThe Crown - Crowned In Terror (Thrash/death): The Crown broke up in 2004, after a fourteen year career that produced six albums that rode the line between thrash and death metal. When I popped this in for the first time and heard the synthesizers on the first track, I got a little worried that I bought the wrong album. Maybe it was some sort of experimental piece written by one of the band member’s girlfriends or something, but within 55 seconds, the doodlydoodly doodlydoodly of rototoms and the machine gun fire of snare signaled the start of a nice round of Swedish thrash. The album is certainly in the modern thrash category, and I have a hard time claiming that there’s anything wrong with it, but I just can’t to seem to get into it. The vocals are metal, the music is driving and technical, but for some reason it falls flat for me a lot of the time. It never makes it above “Ok” on my metal-o-meter and I always end up losing interest and shutting it off before I can figure out why. I can’t argue with a portion of track six, where it sounds like they break into the Night Rider theme in the middle of a song, but beyond that it lacks the excitement to keep me interested. C

Metal That Sounds Like Other Metal

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Ever hear a metal riff and no matter how hard you hit your mental archives, you can’t seem to place where you’ve heard it before? And then three days later you suddenly blurt out “Y&T! It’s Y&T. Gah”, leaving other people in the room confused and staring at you like you had finally snapped? Outburst aside, it’s not your fault. A lot of metal does sound the same.

Thanks to the magic of the internet, you can now watch fourteen videos containing clips of metal that sounds a lot like other metal. Even though I think that some of the similarities are a stretch, some of them are a little too close to avert the dark gaze of suspicion.

Similarities aside, if you’re a long-time metal fan, these videos will dredge up some metal that you (thankfully?) haven’t heard since you liquidated your cassette collection.

Here’s the latest volume:

Metal That Sounds Like Other Metal Vol. XIV

For more, check out this playlist of the first seven videos of Metal That Sounds Like Other Metal. If you want to continue on from there, all the videos can be found on BakInBlack’s YouTube Page.

FineTune Friday February 2008 Theme

Friday, January 11th, 2008

FineTune Friday Announcement: February 2008: SEX

With the holidays behind us, we’re thrusting forward into another year. Before new pressures start to mount, let’s get the group together once again for a little aural satisfaction. Your role this month is to lay out a list of songs that are naughty, bawdy, or so good that you end up making sexy time all over yourself. How you squeeze yours in is your business, but in the end, your booty better make everyone want to show you their O-face.

On Friday, February 1, we’ll cross-link the stations in a sweet, sweet musical orgy. Moist. Supple. Sorry, I just couldn’t fit those words in.

Information on how to join in on the fun can be found on my FineTune Friday Page. If you haven’t joined in yet, it’s an excellent social lubricant, and I’m sure there will be a number of shockers this round.

Cock. Once again, sorry.


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