This is one of those chain mails that I got recently. I figured posting it is easier than annoying a whole bunch of people with it. Copy and put your answers in the comments if you are so inclined.
What is your ideal amount of sleep?
Diamonds or pearls?
My testicles reject said question with authority.
What was the last film you saw?
What is your favorite TV show?
How I met your mother/Jerry Springer
What did you have for breakfast?
Same as the last 20 years: A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
What is your favorite cuisine?
What foods do you dislike?
What is your favorite footwear?
Your favorite CD at the moment?
Lyrics Born – Later that Day
What kind of car do you drive?
A black, tinted out Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII with a big ass wing on it.
Characteristics do you despise?
Bitches, be they male or female.
Are you superstitious?
Favorite item of clothing?
The Amoeba music T-shirt that my cousin gave me.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Hef’s Grotto. (I really wish there was an emoticon for wiggly eyebrows.)
What is the best color for a room?
Red, orange, or any color with a high saturation. Don’t be a pussy with color.
Favorite brand of clothing?
Where would you retire?
Someplace cheap and safe that has LAN in the rooms and naughty nurses, hopefully. Female ones.
Favorite time of day?
As an Italian, I should say dinner, but I’ll have to say lunch.
Where were you born?
Favorite sport to watch?
Motocross or X-games type stuff, maybe. Anything where people flip and twist through the air. The rest of the sports can just suck it. Seriously.
Last book you read?
It was a tie between “Early Bird” and “Bleachy Haired Honky Bitch”
What are you afraid of?
Sharks swimming underneath me.
What laundry detergent do you use?
This sounds bad, but whatever #1GF! uses (I’ve done my own laundry since the age of 12, so don’t start).
Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Coffee Milk or coke. Maybe a strawberry shake, though.
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
I hit my stride from noon until three.
Do you have pets?
If people can say their fucking dogs are their children, then I can say my PCs are my pets. In that case, I have a newborn thoroughbred, 5 I can’t teach new tricks, and one that I dismembered and threw around my office before he went and died on me.
Any new and exciting news you would like to share?
No gnus is good gnus.
What (who) did you want to be when you were little?
Alex P. Keaton or a mobster.
Turkisk Pebbar from Sweden. It tastes like battery acid dipped in salt.
Favorite childhood memory?
The day I stopped taking shit and started throwing punches. I think I was 8.
What are the different jobs you have had in your life?
Lifeguard, dishwasher, office temp, pool guy, propane guy, LAN admin, and corporate whore.
The piece of technology that you would make out with if it had lips:
my PS2. Oh the PS2. I would kiss that little bitch like it’s never been kissed. I think this question is really unhealthy.
2 in the ear that may be open, but I ain’t testing ‘em.
Bluer than you remember.
Ever been to another continent?
Ireland, Sweden, and New York City, so yea.
Ever love someone so much it made you cry?
Ever hate someone so much it made you scream?
Been in a car accident?
People ram my cars. THEY FUCKING RAM ME ALL THE TIME.
Croutons or bacon bits?
What would you be if money didn’t matter?
Very, very good at video games, and probably really, really fat. Or an electrician, maybe.
Tosca. Hands Down.
Cherry Blossoms are nice I suppose (I wish could think of a stripper name for this one).
Favorite ice cream?
Brigham’s Big Dig.
I like the smell of _______ but hate the smell of _________.
homemade sauce, NYC
If they paid me to _______, I’d me a millionaire.
Take things apart
Favorite fast food restaurant?
In n Out Burger, but I just won’t touch the stuff anymore.
Do you believe in Karma?
I’ve run out of illusions.
Pay the pros or do it yourself?
RTFM & DIY
From whom did you get your last e-mail?
Probably the bank.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Amoeba Music in Fan Francisco
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Stare at things or flail around.
Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire?
Buxom Swedish models.
Who’s the last person you went to dinner with?
What are you listening to right now?
The hum of a 120 mil fan
City mouse or country mouse?
What is your favorite color?
Lake, Ocean or River?
How many tattoos do you have?
Just one big, badly thought out one.
Do you go for the best, the best deal, or the best price?
I am the eternal deal hunter.
All Time Favorite Concert?
Probably Monsters of Rock because I was a teenager and made out with this fat chick in the 3rd row. Plus one of our friends kept yelling, “YOU SUCK DAN DOKKEN!” until we told him that the guy’s name was Don. Gooood times.
What makes you smile?
Kids, Dremels, electronics, CDs, and the whooooosh of a turbo.
What puts you on edge?
Truly unpredictable people.
What soothes you?
Slayer or any tumultuous music. It’s weird.
What physical attribute attracts you to those you’re attracted to?
Make ‘em tall, short, dark, light, whatever. Just give them curves.
What personality trait does it?
They have to be nice to me for chrissakes.
What’s your best physical feature?
What’s your worst?
What’s your best personality trait?
A tie between a sense of humor and a sense of loyalty.
What’s your worst?
I’d rather be…