Comments on: Life of Riley Week 75

By: M-shel

M-shel — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:46:43 +0000

Douche Bar now resides cozily next to Douche Nozzle on my names to call people shelf.

By: M

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:51:47 +0000

The phrase ‘Douche Bar’ has been successfully integrated into my family’s vocabulary. Thanks!

By: n0ia

n0ia — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:56:19 +0000

Speaking of escalators:

“That kid is BACK on the escalator AGAIN!”

If you hung out with me in real life you would find that douche is more common in America than you may think. It has become a daily word I use… usually when describing someone that I don’t particularly care for. But really, describing someone as a douche is more complimentary than insulting I suppose, since it’s all about cleaning et al.

Glad you’re finding OSC’s books enjoyable. You should read some of his writings on Hatrack River

By: Jon

Jon — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:41:55 +0000

@BonzoGal: Damn pothead cats and their change stashes.

@Doles: I include everyone who vanishes in lawsuits for the damages that they are giving me.

@DD: Stairs are always the better choice. My favorite quote about escalators is someone who said “WALK! It’s not a fucking ride.”

By: digitaldarryl

digitaldarryl — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:18:47 +0000

doesn’t an auto-or-for-that-matter-broken
(you remember the one at the workhole, I know you do ) escalator = stairs?
-d—

By: Doles

Doles — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:29:15 +0000

I think Helen should be included in the lawsuit against your old contractor.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:16:18 +0000

Mr. BG said almost the same thing last weekend- “All our free time is devoted to house crap. ALL of it. When do we get to stop?!?” I’m sending him your rant- it was cathartic for me!

The only secret money I’ve found in our house is the loose change my cat knocks under the refrigerator. I think it’s his stash for buying dope.