Splitting (Nose) Hairs
Because we have to check on the progress of the house when #1GF! gets home from work, it can sometimes be late by the time we’re cooking dinner. On this particular day, I was eating hummus on crackers to keep me from gnawing my arm off…
#1GF!: You have hummus on your nose.
Me: [thinking she's joking] No, I don’t
#1GF!: Yes, you do.
Me: No I don’t. [looks in mirror] I do not.
#1GF!: You do.
Me: [goes into bathroom and turns on the light]
#1GF!: [calls from other room] See?
Me: Uh, I would say that’s more like in my nose.
I have no idea how these things happen.
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October 21st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Wouldn’t those be boogers?
October 21st, 2008 at 2:39 pm
It’s a rare occasion when you get to pull something delicious from your nose.
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am
I’m just grateful you finally have “lights to turn on” in your new home!