Comments on: YO! Beard Man!

By: collins

collins — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 05:04:58 +0000

people at school call me a beardsman, werewolf, idoit with the beard, but there just haterz lol about half tell me to “shave that shit” but i say you just cant grow it. im 16 and can grow a beard and i’m proud of it. o and the idiot part is because aparently i have a low iq but i have all good grades all A’s and one F in english lmao

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:42:21 +0000

I’ve really given this some thought and …..
All I can figure is that I’d be tallgirl.

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:38:05 +0000

Late to the conversation.

When I was in Sudan the local guys all called me ‘Abu Shunub’ or in English ‘Father of the Beard.’

Better than the nicknames that the rest of the Amrikans had.

By: Jon

Jon — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:01:38 +0000

@Kilt Guy: I thought you were lying, but there really is a thing called a utility kilt.

By: Nick

Nick — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:41:52 +0000

I’ve gotten ‘kilt-guy’ more time then I care to recount. Wearing a Utilikilt brand kilt gets looks from just about everybody as well as name calling; even in Portland.

By: Jon

Jon — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:38:47 +0000

@The Girl Formerly Known As Video Girl: Don’t feel stupid. I was just playing with you.

By: Erin

Erin — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:50:53 +0000

@Jon – I don’t think I read the question right, now I feel stupid. It’s probably more of a librarian look I have going on, that’s probably what people would notice on the street. That, or Nerd girl. Video girl sounds wrong now. Dang.

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:23:09 +0000

@Bolt: Off topic, but I burst out laughing. I’m laughing again. Bolt Reilly really needs his own comic book. Or at least his own theme music.

@Blondie: Hey, anything with goddess in it can’t be bad for a girl. On the other hand, I’ve been to Mission Street, and I can imagine the state of the source…

@Sweater Girl: People would walk down the street and call you Jedi? If that were true, I can’t imagine the outfits you must wear.

@Short Man: People who don’t realize that there are multiple internetses, generally aren’t too creative.

@Book Man: Walking and reading would easily earn you Book man, but I can’t hear “Book Man” without thinking of the character, Nathan Bookman, from Good Times who was nicknamed “Booger” and “Buffalo Butt”. Let’s hope you just stay Book Man.

@Rusty: I hadn’t thought of the Assman, but I laughed at the reference. Hey, being Anthony Michael Hall only sucks if you can’t put a bra on your head and create Kelly LeBrock, which you have always claimed to be capable of.

@Pink Haired Girl: I imagine that pink hair on you would’ve been as difficult as green hair on me.

@Speed Pacer: I have a feeling that if we gave you more hours, you’d just get more done and make the rest of us look like worse slackers.

@Video Girl: Whoa. If someone saw you walking down the street, they’d call you video girl? Meow.

@That Girl With Glasses Who Wears A Hair Clip In The Middle Of Her Forehead: (whew) Fashion? Am I pronouncing that right? Fash-ion? What is this word that you speak of?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:05:50 +0000

I say this without any hint of pride whatsoever: “That girl with glasses who wears a hair clip in the middle of her forehead.”

Yep, fashion takes a back seat when I’m home relaxing.

By: Erin

Erin — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:48:54 +0000

Film or Video girl. Good enough, I guess.

By: Joyce

Joyce — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:44:48 +0000

Not sure it would be something phsical but rather many people comment on the fact that I am always racing – walking fast – like I’m on a mission. And I usually am. I suspect if someone did not know me and saw me speed walking down the street everyday they would probably comment on my less than leisurely pace. I definately need more hours put into my day … then maybe I could walk down the street slowly like Beard Man observing others like Skateboard Man.

By: improvtara

improvtara — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:46:08 +0000

“Pink-Haired Girl” probably. Though the color is fading fast …

By: Pablo

Pablo — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:44:46 +0000

Seinfeld reference in your quote?

Crawler – up until 8th grade ( I was the catcher on the baseball team)
Big D or Dallas in college (I am a Cowboys fan).

Now everyone calls me Rusty because I look like Anthony Michael Hall. At 36 that is not a compliment.

By: Svalka

Svalka — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:31:18 +0000

Hat man, obviously because of my hat, or Book man since I’ve recently mastered the useful technique of reading attentively during walks, if anything.

By: n0ia

n0ia — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:38:11 +0000

Probably “Short dude”

My name at the car dealership where I work is “Little Internet Guy” since “internet” encompasses all things technological for some people.