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		<title>By: Melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 15:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my gosh just came across this and I&#039;m so happy that I did.  Hilarious!
If you have written a book please tell me the name, and if you haven&#039;t - you should.  Great writing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my gosh just came across this and I&#8217;m so happy that I did.  Hilarious!<br />
If you have written a book please tell me the name, and if you haven&#8217;t &#8211; you should.  Great writing.</p>
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		<title>By: cheeto35</title>
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		<dc:creator>cheeto35</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 17:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG this is some funny shit! Brings back the memories for sure. Funny how we all managed to grow up just fine when we played with all kinds of dangerous stuff while unsupervised. My parents never had the slightest idea where we were or what we were doing for the entire day until the streetlights came on and they didn&#039;t even worry for a minute about where we were. Sad that the sickos ruin it for kids these days, I mean i would be worried if 10 minutes went by and i didnt know where my 6 year old was. My brother and i used to play evil knievel and line kids up on the sidewalk to jump over them on our bikes and we did this strangely enough in front of the house and no parents ever came outside to tell us to stop. We burned stuff with matches, slid down giant dirt hills on big wheels, walked along the railroad tracks waiting for trains to squash the pennies we put on the tracks, played with jarts, stuck cherry bombs into model cars, oh geez i could go on and on. We trick or treated by ourselves all night long and ate the candy on the way home, swung out over the freeway by hanging onto the branches of a weeping willow tree, and just had a blast. Ah, the memories. Too bad kids today will never experience the childhood that we had as it is a bygone time. Things are different now with all the molesters and crime and it will never again be the same. Luckily for us we have amazing memories of our super amazing childhoods.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG this is some funny shit! Brings back the memories for sure. Funny how we all managed to grow up just fine when we played with all kinds of dangerous stuff while unsupervised. My parents never had the slightest idea where we were or what we were doing for the entire day until the streetlights came on and they didn&#8217;t even worry for a minute about where we were. Sad that the sickos ruin it for kids these days, I mean i would be worried if 10 minutes went by and i didnt know where my 6 year old was. My brother and i used to play evil knievel and line kids up on the sidewalk to jump over them on our bikes and we did this strangely enough in front of the house and no parents ever came outside to tell us to stop. We burned stuff with matches, slid down giant dirt hills on big wheels, walked along the railroad tracks waiting for trains to squash the pennies we put on the tracks, played with jarts, stuck cherry bombs into model cars, oh geez i could go on and on. We trick or treated by ourselves all night long and ate the candy on the way home, swung out over the freeway by hanging onto the branches of a weeping willow tree, and just had a blast. Ah, the memories. Too bad kids today will never experience the childhood that we had as it is a bygone time. Things are different now with all the molesters and crime and it will never again be the same. Luckily for us we have amazing memories of our super amazing childhoods.</p>
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		<title>By: NotDeadYet</title>
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		<dc:creator>NotDeadYet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s really getting sad with all this stuff to save us from ourselves.  How the heck is Darwinism supposed to weed out the idiots if we protect them too much?  

I grew up in the early 50&#039;s where we had virtually no protection.  I have never broken a bone and have no big scars,  and am pretty healthy.  We made our first skate boards with a 2x4 and metal skate wheels and rode them down a rather steep hill in the neighborhood.  No one died or even got more that a little road rash.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s really getting sad with all this stuff to save us from ourselves.  How the heck is Darwinism supposed to weed out the idiots if we protect them too much?  </p>
<p>I grew up in the early 50&#8242;s where we had virtually no protection.  I have never broken a bone and have no big scars,  and am pretty healthy.  We made our first skate boards with a 2&#215;4 and metal skate wheels and rode them down a rather steep hill in the neighborhood.  No one died or even got more that a little road rash.</p>
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		<title>By: sweet_baby</title>
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		<dc:creator>sweet_baby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, I&#039;m a girl who grew up in Metro Detroit back in the 1970s and 80s.  

Ahhh, I had a Huffy Sweet Thunder back in 1978.  I LOVED that bike!!  I grew up on a street with all boys, one had the boys Huffy Thunder, and I wanted one..so one day mom and dad came home with the Sweet Thunder for me!!  :o) I rode it until I got upgraded to a Schwinn 10 speed boys Varsity when I was 13.

On our bikes we jumped curbs, pulled wagons on a string attached to our bikes. We jumped ramps made of wood.  We played crash up derby with our big wheels.  

We played outside until it was pitch dark, past the time the street lights came on..and our parents didn&#039;t care!  Ice cream trucks didn&#039;t come out until it was dark back then..LOL  

We had the Star Wars figures with the little swords and guns.  All toys were small back then. And  the mentioned Jarts, in which no one ever got impaled.  We all had roller skates, we played with baseballs, bats, mitts in any piece of land we could find, not the little league total safety stuff, and NO helmets for anything.

Oh yea, and dare I mention, we were able to play TAG, or duck duck goose, etc....with contact?!   There is a &quot;no touch, no tolerance&quot; rule nowadays.  So Sad.  What a bunch of antisocial, sociopath nation we are all making!!  And an obese one too.  No Exercise!!  

Ah, and in the winter, my friends and I would clamp on to the old chrome car bumpers driving down the streets and slide behind them...and when they turned a corner, we would let go and slide into the curbs....such fun!!!  

I had a school playground accident when I was 9 years old.  We didn&#039;t have mulch or any soft material on our playground, we had cement and pea pebbles.  We did have the old merry go round until someone got hurt, then they took it out.  We had the metal pipe type monkey bars, for some dumb reason we called on the boys and the other the girls, and a couple dome shaped ones.  We had 4 sets of swings, and a couple sets of teeter tawters.  Then came the one that I had my accident on:  We had 2 big slides, to me, it seemed like they were 12 foot tall or more.  My friends and I were playing &quot;train&quot; with a jump rope...and I wanted to be the &quot;caboose&quot;...well, when I got to the top, the others started going down, and I was pulled off from the top, onto the hard packed ground.  I got hurt pretty bad, broken arm, and 8 stitches under my nose, and my face got all messed up. The hospital (my poor parents) thought I was abused by them, LOL...I can laugh now, but boy was my mom mad at the time,  haha

We climbed trees, any tree we could get in to. One friend had one of those swings that you can still get from Little Tikes, it&#039;s like a disk on a long string, and you attach it to a tall branch of a tree.  Wow, that was fun. We would get her parents picnic table, and stack the seats, climb up onto them, and get on the swing, and try to go as high as we could!!  I think sometimes we even got on a branch and get on it and swing from that, we were fearless!


We had snowball fights at school and at home, we played cops and robbers with toy guns with no orange tips, oh yea, and when I got to driving age,  we did donuts in the high school parking lot ... fun!!!   We didn&#039;t have school security back then, or metal dectectors either.  We  used to yell &quot;JALOPY!!&quot; to crappy cars that drove by, hahahaha  or some kids threw snowballs at cars going by. ***GASP***

Well, I am a proud parent to a 13 yr old and a 4 yr old.  I am proud to say that I kept some of my old fisher price little people toys from when I was little, or got some on Ebay. I have my old wooden puzzles, and a few other things that I used to love to play with growing up, my son even plays with some of my left over matchbox cars in which  he has a ton added to them.  It at least gives them something to use their IMAGINATION on.  Yes, they do have the electronics stuff too, we have the Wii, my 13 yr old has to be with the times too. But, my 4 yr old. He has pedal tractors, he has bikes, big wheel, and any possible manual mode of transportation a kid could have, and plays with them all and uses his imagination while at it.  What&#039;s funny, he has no little friends to play with on our street, but he manages to crash into his other toys sitting around, hahaha  And he plays with my old toys and guess what...he doesn&#039;t even put them in his mouth, why? because I tell him not to.    We play ball, he does have a bike helmet, it&#039;s a local law, but in the yard, I don&#039;t make him wear it.    I have toy guns for him too, and I play with them with him.  He&#039;s got kid sized real tools, and we made him a work bench with a real metal vise.  He has not managed to pinch his fingers yet, because I taught him not to.  He hammers scrap pieces of wood, or clamps them to the vise and saws on it.  
In winter time, we have snowball fights with each other too.  Now, nowadays I think I would freak if my daughter did half of what I did, such as the car thing..but otherwise, 

No, I&#039;m not trying to  raise my kids to be pussies...that&#039;s for sure.  I want them to live life and have fun while at it!! I want them to experience the fun that I had growing up! ;o) Or as close as possible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I&#8217;m a girl who grew up in Metro Detroit back in the 1970s and 80s.  </p>
<p>Ahhh, I had a Huffy Sweet Thunder back in 1978.  I LOVED that bike!!  I grew up on a street with all boys, one had the boys Huffy Thunder, and I wanted one..so one day mom and dad came home with the Sweet Thunder for me!!  <img src='http://www.dyers.org/WordPress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> ) I rode it until I got upgraded to a Schwinn 10 speed boys Varsity when I was 13.</p>
<p>On our bikes we jumped curbs, pulled wagons on a string attached to our bikes. We jumped ramps made of wood.  We played crash up derby with our big wheels.  </p>
<p>We played outside until it was pitch dark, past the time the street lights came on..and our parents didn&#8217;t care!  Ice cream trucks didn&#8217;t come out until it was dark back then..LOL  </p>
<p>We had the Star Wars figures with the little swords and guns.  All toys were small back then. And  the mentioned Jarts, in which no one ever got impaled.  We all had roller skates, we played with baseballs, bats, mitts in any piece of land we could find, not the little league total safety stuff, and NO helmets for anything.</p>
<p>Oh yea, and dare I mention, we were able to play TAG, or duck duck goose, etc&#8230;.with contact?!   There is a &#8220;no touch, no tolerance&#8221; rule nowadays.  So Sad.  What a bunch of antisocial, sociopath nation we are all making!!  And an obese one too.  No Exercise!!  </p>
<p>Ah, and in the winter, my friends and I would clamp on to the old chrome car bumpers driving down the streets and slide behind them&#8230;and when they turned a corner, we would let go and slide into the curbs&#8230;.such fun!!!  </p>
<p>I had a school playground accident when I was 9 years old.  We didn&#8217;t have mulch or any soft material on our playground, we had cement and pea pebbles.  We did have the old merry go round until someone got hurt, then they took it out.  We had the metal pipe type monkey bars, for some dumb reason we called on the boys and the other the girls, and a couple dome shaped ones.  We had 4 sets of swings, and a couple sets of teeter tawters.  Then came the one that I had my accident on:  We had 2 big slides, to me, it seemed like they were 12 foot tall or more.  My friends and I were playing &#8220;train&#8221; with a jump rope&#8230;and I wanted to be the &#8220;caboose&#8221;&#8230;well, when I got to the top, the others started going down, and I was pulled off from the top, onto the hard packed ground.  I got hurt pretty bad, broken arm, and 8 stitches under my nose, and my face got all messed up. The hospital (my poor parents) thought I was abused by them, LOL&#8230;I can laugh now, but boy was my mom mad at the time,  haha</p>
<p>We climbed trees, any tree we could get in to. One friend had one of those swings that you can still get from Little Tikes, it&#8217;s like a disk on a long string, and you attach it to a tall branch of a tree.  Wow, that was fun. We would get her parents picnic table, and stack the seats, climb up onto them, and get on the swing, and try to go as high as we could!!  I think sometimes we even got on a branch and get on it and swing from that, we were fearless!</p>
<p>We had snowball fights at school and at home, we played cops and robbers with toy guns with no orange tips, oh yea, and when I got to driving age,  we did donuts in the high school parking lot &#8230; fun!!!   We didn&#8217;t have school security back then, or metal dectectors either.  We  used to yell &#8220;JALOPY!!&#8221; to crappy cars that drove by, hahahaha  or some kids threw snowballs at cars going by. ***GASP***</p>
<p>Well, I am a proud parent to a 13 yr old and a 4 yr old.  I am proud to say that I kept some of my old fisher price little people toys from when I was little, or got some on Ebay. I have my old wooden puzzles, and a few other things that I used to love to play with growing up, my son even plays with some of my left over matchbox cars in which  he has a ton added to them.  It at least gives them something to use their IMAGINATION on.  Yes, they do have the electronics stuff too, we have the Wii, my 13 yr old has to be with the times too. But, my 4 yr old. He has pedal tractors, he has bikes, big wheel, and any possible manual mode of transportation a kid could have, and plays with them all and uses his imagination while at it.  What&#8217;s funny, he has no little friends to play with on our street, but he manages to crash into his other toys sitting around, hahaha  And he plays with my old toys and guess what&#8230;he doesn&#8217;t even put them in his mouth, why? because I tell him not to.    We play ball, he does have a bike helmet, it&#8217;s a local law, but in the yard, I don&#8217;t make him wear it.    I have toy guns for him too, and I play with them with him.  He&#8217;s got kid sized real tools, and we made him a work bench with a real metal vise.  He has not managed to pinch his fingers yet, because I taught him not to.  He hammers scrap pieces of wood, or clamps them to the vise and saws on it.<br />
In winter time, we have snowball fights with each other too.  Now, nowadays I think I would freak if my daughter did half of what I did, such as the car thing..but otherwise, </p>
<p>No, I&#8217;m not trying to  raise my kids to be pussies&#8230;that&#8217;s for sure.  I want them to live life and have fun while at it!! I want them to experience the fun that I had growing up! ;o) Or as close as possible.</p>
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		<title>By: Samantha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Samantha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay..so I was born in the 80&#039;s and missed alot of the 70&#039;s fun.  I totally agree with this article though.  
I don&#039;t think I ever wore a helmet when I rode my bike and the only thing I ever seriously hurt was my arm (although if I had been wearing protective wrist guards that might have been prevented......)
I remember riding big wheels down the giant hill in our subdivision as well as the rickety ramps that we rode anything that moved over.  Playing street hockey in the middle of the street and having to move the goals every time a car came through. 

I am a parent and pretty much unless my son comes to me screaming and crying, I figure he hasn&#039;t been hurt too bad.  My dad was always of the opinion that unless there is blood, it can&#039;t be too bad.  Granted both my brother and I have broken bones without blood, so that adage isn&#039;t always true. 

I just want to add that everything has become overly cautious and overprotected, not just children and their toys.  Bags of charcoal HAVE the warning on them that it is dangerous to burn inside. Apparently Americans are not only stupid but completely lack in common sense since that is what most of these &quot;warnings&quot; are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay..so I was born in the 80&#8242;s and missed alot of the 70&#8242;s fun.  I totally agree with this article though.<br />
I don&#8217;t think I ever wore a helmet when I rode my bike and the only thing I ever seriously hurt was my arm (although if I had been wearing protective wrist guards that might have been prevented&#8230;&#8230;)<br />
I remember riding big wheels down the giant hill in our subdivision as well as the rickety ramps that we rode anything that moved over.  Playing street hockey in the middle of the street and having to move the goals every time a car came through. </p>
<p>I am a parent and pretty much unless my son comes to me screaming and crying, I figure he hasn&#8217;t been hurt too bad.  My dad was always of the opinion that unless there is blood, it can&#8217;t be too bad.  Granted both my brother and I have broken bones without blood, so that adage isn&#8217;t always true. </p>
<p>I just want to add that everything has become overly cautious and overprotected, not just children and their toys.  Bags of charcoal HAVE the warning on them that it is dangerous to burn inside. Apparently Americans are not only stupid but completely lack in common sense since that is what most of these &#8220;warnings&#8221; are.</p>
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		<title>By: Just Bill</title>
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		<dc:creator>Just Bill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome.  I would type more but I can barely see from the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.  So frickin&#039; true.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome.  I would type more but I can barely see from the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.  So frickin&#8217; true.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Meghan: I hope you yelled &quot;Jimmy Snooka off the top rope!&quot; at least once or twice.

@Yamon: Imagine the carnage when everything is electrically silent...

@Byzantium: The world needs perfectionists to fix the bones of the kids who are banging themselves up.

@Wyn: I read &quot;breadsacks&quot; as &quot;breadsticks&quot; and wondered how soggy bread was going to give you any traction.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Meghan: I hope you yelled &#8220;Jimmy Snooka off the top rope!&#8221; at least once or twice.</p>
<p>@Yamon: Imagine the carnage when everything is electrically silent&#8230;</p>
<p>@Byzantium: The world needs perfectionists to fix the bones of the kids who are banging themselves up.</p>
<p>@Wyn: I read &#8220;breadsacks&#8221; as &#8220;breadsticks&#8221; and wondered how soggy bread was going to give you any traction.</p>
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		<title>By: Wyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I came here from your beard quest page. (Awesome btw.) I was born in the early 80s, but I totally agree. Problem is, I&#039;m also a parent, so I have to fight off all these things they&#039;re trying to put on me and decide the ACTUAL safety of things. 

As with previous posters I feel I must post my badges!
Skitched (that&#039;s holding onto a moving car while on rollerblades/skates) on a van doing 40 and had to tuck and roll as it turned a sudden corner. Check.
Used a pile of scrap wood as a two man elevation device and received rusty nail in foot. Check.
Rode from West Texas to Ruidoso, New Mexico on the back dash of a car. Check.
Rode ON the couch in the back of the pickup to keep the COUCH from falling out. Check.
When it snowed mom got out the old breadsacks and rubber banded them over our shoes. We didn&#039;t know &#039;nonslip&#039;. My son? He has these rubber galoshes that you could walk up a window with.

@Professor Statik - HellYeah Ninja Stars!

Also - Merry Go Rounds! Where have they taken them too? They&#039;ve been uninstalled at every school ground I have found. We only ever saw ONE kid break a bone on ours growing up, and everyone knew it was because he was slow AND stupid. After all, that&#039;s what the arched bars are for - locking your legs in so you can&#039;t fall off in a crappy way when you&#039;re not capable of jumping.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came here from your beard quest page. (Awesome btw.) I was born in the early 80s, but I totally agree. Problem is, I&#8217;m also a parent, so I have to fight off all these things they&#8217;re trying to put on me and decide the ACTUAL safety of things. </p>
<p>As with previous posters I feel I must post my badges!<br />
Skitched (that&#8217;s holding onto a moving car while on rollerblades/skates) on a van doing 40 and had to tuck and roll as it turned a sudden corner. Check.<br />
Used a pile of scrap wood as a two man elevation device and received rusty nail in foot. Check.<br />
Rode from West Texas to Ruidoso, New Mexico on the back dash of a car. Check.<br />
Rode ON the couch in the back of the pickup to keep the COUCH from falling out. Check.<br />
When it snowed mom got out the old breadsacks and rubber banded them over our shoes. We didn&#8217;t know &#8216;nonslip&#8217;. My son? He has these rubber galoshes that you could walk up a window with.</p>
<p>@Professor Statik &#8211; HellYeah Ninja Stars!</p>
<p>Also &#8211; Merry Go Rounds! Where have they taken them too? They&#8217;ve been uninstalled at every school ground I have found. We only ever saw ONE kid break a bone on ours growing up, and everyone knew it was because he was slow AND stupid. After all, that&#8217;s what the arched bars are for &#8211; locking your legs in so you can&#8217;t fall off in a crappy way when you&#8217;re not capable of jumping.</p>
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		<title>By: Byzantium</title>
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		<dc:creator>Byzantium</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man, this article says it all. I&#039;m probably younger than most of you guys, so I led a much more sheltered life (though not as much as kids nowadays.) I&#039;ve always been jealous of the cool childhoods my grandma and dad tell me about. I think i missed out on so much, and, seriously, when I see the my little niece and nephew, I want to cry at the messed up childhood they&#039;re getting. 
I&#039;ve always thought that when I have kids, I&#039;ll give them free run. Maybe if my mom hadn&#039;t babied me and my sister so much, I would have been more independant sooner, and wouldn&#039;t have been such a perfectionist, or had such problems with social anxiety. Just generally more confident in my capabilities. 
I say we all create a commune to raise our kids back-in-the-day style, without interference from modern pussy-making society. There&#039;s lots of worse things than having to deal with a screaming kid &#039;cause they scraped their knee. Parents aren&#039;t helping them, just softening them up, poor mother-truckers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, this article says it all. I&#8217;m probably younger than most of you guys, so I led a much more sheltered life (though not as much as kids nowadays.) I&#8217;ve always been jealous of the cool childhoods my grandma and dad tell me about. I think i missed out on so much, and, seriously, when I see the my little niece and nephew, I want to cry at the messed up childhood they&#8217;re getting.<br />
I&#8217;ve always thought that when I have kids, I&#8217;ll give them free run. Maybe if my mom hadn&#8217;t babied me and my sister so much, I would have been more independant sooner, and wouldn&#8217;t have been such a perfectionist, or had such problems with social anxiety. Just generally more confident in my capabilities.<br />
I say we all create a commune to raise our kids back-in-the-day style, without interference from modern pussy-making society. There&#8217;s lots of worse things than having to deal with a screaming kid &#8217;cause they scraped their knee. Parents aren&#8217;t helping them, just softening them up, poor mother-truckers.</p>
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		<title>By: Yamon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Yamon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My personal bugbear is cars.
In the 70&#039;s, (in the UK anyway), kids were taught, &quot;The Green Cross Code&quot;.
&quot;Stop. Look. Listen.&quot;, was drummed into our skulls until it stuck. And stick it did. I&#039;ve never been struck down by a car. Ever.

Fast forward to today. Now we have &#039;traffic calming&#039; measures, like speed bumps, 20mph speed restrictions in built up areas and patronizing adverts about how if you hit a kid at 40mph there is an 80% chance of them dying but if you hit them at 30mph they have an 80% chance of living. It would be a 100% chance of living if they&#039;d been taught how to cross the fucking road safely in the first place, rather than me having to drive around town as fast as a retard on downers just in case some shit-blister with negligent parents runs out in front of me to get more candy to stuff into their pudgy faces whilst playing Resident Evil 6.5 on their PS3.

All childern aught to know how to remove a splinter from their finger with a pen knife by age 7. Fact!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My personal bugbear is cars.<br />
In the 70&#8242;s, (in the UK anyway), kids were taught, &#8220;The Green Cross Code&#8221;.<br />
&#8220;Stop. Look. Listen.&#8221;, was drummed into our skulls until it stuck. And stick it did. I&#8217;ve never been struck down by a car. Ever.</p>
<p>Fast forward to today. Now we have &#8216;traffic calming&#8217; measures, like speed bumps, 20mph speed restrictions in built up areas and patronizing adverts about how if you hit a kid at 40mph there is an 80% chance of them dying but if you hit them at 30mph they have an 80% chance of living. It would be a 100% chance of living if they&#8217;d been taught how to cross the fucking road safely in the first place, rather than me having to drive around town as fast as a retard on downers just in case some shit-blister with negligent parents runs out in front of me to get more candy to stuff into their pudgy faces whilst playing Resident Evil 6.5 on their PS3.</p>
<p>All childern aught to know how to remove a splinter from their finger with a pen knife by age 7. Fact!</p>
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		<title>By: Meghan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meghan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love this subject and I&#039;ve been saying the same thing for the last few years. I was born in the 70&#039;s and did my growing up in the 80&#039;s. I played cops &amp; robbers and had a plastic green squirt gun and I remember running around shouting, &quot;Bang, you&#039;re dead&quot; with my friends. Driving around in neighborhood I never see this anymore. Parents are not letting their kids play with guns but I bet they have an X-box in the house. So their fat-ass kids sit around inside  and play games that have more graphic violence than some movies. 
I also broke 2 wrists in different bike &quot;incidents&quot;! I survived and still have the scars from my skate boarding days. In the winter when my dad had to shovel snow off our flat roof, he would make sure the pile was just right and then we&#039;d jump off, much to my mom&#039;s disapproval! Good times and I&#039;m sorry kids today won&#039;t have such memories.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this subject and I&#8217;ve been saying the same thing for the last few years. I was born in the 70&#8242;s and did my growing up in the 80&#8242;s. I played cops &amp; robbers and had a plastic green squirt gun and I remember running around shouting, &#8220;Bang, you&#8217;re dead&#8221; with my friends. Driving around in neighborhood I never see this anymore. Parents are not letting their kids play with guns but I bet they have an X-box in the house. So their fat-ass kids sit around inside  and play games that have more graphic violence than some movies.<br />
I also broke 2 wrists in different bike &#8220;incidents&#8221;! I survived and still have the scars from my skate boarding days. In the winter when my dad had to shovel snow off our flat roof, he would make sure the pile was just right and then we&#8217;d jump off, much to my mom&#8217;s disapproval! Good times and I&#8217;m sorry kids today won&#8217;t have such memories.</p>
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		<title>By: Erin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty sure my elementary school jungle gym had wood chips. That&#039;s stabby. And I think should still be in practice! Seriously, what&#039;s with all the padded and rubberized playgrounds? Kids should be out there breaking their arms and scabbing their knees up. If parents want their kids to be safe and sound, just put them in a bubble and roll &#039;em around. What doesn&#039;t kill you makes you less of a pussy... or something like that. We&#039;ll enjoy the BBQ AND the Jarts!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure my elementary school jungle gym had wood chips. That&#8217;s stabby. And I think should still be in practice! Seriously, what&#8217;s with all the padded and rubberized playgrounds? Kids should be out there breaking their arms and scabbing their knees up. If parents want their kids to be safe and sound, just put them in a bubble and roll &#8216;em around. What doesn&#8217;t kill you makes you less of a pussy&#8230; or something like that. We&#8217;ll enjoy the BBQ AND the Jarts!</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@BonzoGal: Ah the stink bomb.

@Kirsten: The only bike injury I had was in my 20&#039;s, and I went over the handlebars onto pavement at about 20-25 MPH.  I broke my elbow, but my head never touched the ground thanks to the tuck and roll training of youth.

@yo sis: That sweet thunder was bad ass.  I think there should be an all girl rock band named Sweet Thunder.  I&#039;d buy the album even if they sucked.  And here&#039;s a sweet &lt;a href=&quot;http://oldroads.com/arch/pic1_1246.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Sweet Thunder pic&lt;/a&gt; for you.

@Professor Statik: Where &lt;em&gt;did&lt;/em&gt; all the wood come from?  And where did it &lt;em&gt;go&lt;/em&gt;?  Oh ninja stars.  Did everyone have those things?  Where the hell did we get those?

@Pablo: The green machine would&#039;ve been referenced if I knew anyone who had one.

@Jaye: ...but what am I so afraid of? I&#039;m afraid that I&#039;m not sure of [something something something]...  I&#039;ve added &quot;No Blood, No Foul&quot; to my &quot;Heavy metal bands that I&#039;d start had I Any Talent&quot; list.

@n0ia: I want to say that our elementary school jungle gym was on concrete, but I don&#039;t think that I can prove it.

@Erin: I didn&#039;t actually listen directly.  I just hacked into JOSHUA with my sweet haX0ring skills and downloaded the transcripts of your conversation.  Then, I got the system to play tic-tac-toe with itself so that it couldn&#039;t trace the call.  Thanks for the material, and enjoy the BBQ!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@BonzoGal: Ah the stink bomb.</p>
<p>@Kirsten: The only bike injury I had was in my 20&#8242;s, and I went over the handlebars onto pavement at about 20-25 MPH.  I broke my elbow, but my head never touched the ground thanks to the tuck and roll training of youth.</p>
<p>@yo sis: That sweet thunder was bad ass.  I think there should be an all girl rock band named Sweet Thunder.  I&#8217;d buy the album even if they sucked.  And here&#8217;s a sweet <a href="http://oldroads.com/arch/pic1_1246.html" rel="nofollow">Sweet Thunder pic</a> for you.</p>
<p>@Professor Statik: Where <em>did</em> all the wood come from?  And where did it <em>go</em>?  Oh ninja stars.  Did everyone have those things?  Where the hell did we get those?</p>
<p>@Pablo: The green machine would&#8217;ve been referenced if I knew anyone who had one.</p>
<p>@Jaye: &#8230;but what am I so afraid of? I&#8217;m afraid that I&#8217;m not sure of [something something something]&#8230;  I&#8217;ve added &#8220;No Blood, No Foul&#8221; to my &#8220;Heavy metal bands that I&#8217;d start had I Any Talent&#8221; list.</p>
<p>@n0ia: I want to say that our elementary school jungle gym was on concrete, but I don&#8217;t think that I can prove it.</p>
<p>@Erin: I didn&#8217;t actually listen directly.  I just hacked into JOSHUA with my sweet haX0ring skills and downloaded the transcripts of your conversation.  Then, I got the system to play tic-tac-toe with itself so that it couldn&#8217;t trace the call.  Thanks for the material, and enjoy the BBQ!</p>
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		<title>By: Erin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man, this rings true. Did you secretly record me and my friends talking, or what? And, we still have Jarts! I&#039;m excited to retrieve them from my mother&#039;s house and have a drunken BBQ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, this rings true. Did you secretly record me and my friends talking, or what? And, we still have Jarts! I&#8217;m excited to retrieve them from my mother&#8217;s house and have a drunken BBQ&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: n0ia</title>
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		<dc:creator>n0ia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I&#039;m a few years younger than most of the people who have commented, but I can still appreciate most, if not all, of what&#039;s been said.

I never wore a bicycle helmet, and continued the rebellion even after they passed a law in our state that required children under the age of 16 or something like that to wear helmets.

On one rare occasion that we actually had snow/ice one winter, I got an old rickety sled out, took it to a friends house, piled up some snow to create a ramp on one side of the road where a ditch was, started at the top of his driveway laying down on the sled face first, launched off the ramp and (mostly) cleared the ditch.  It was awesome, but unfortunately the sled broke on the first launch, so we didn&#039;t get another try.

Remember the playground equipment they used to have?  The grid of metal that came out of the ground and created a small arch and went back into the ground?  (I can provide a picture if necessary) I was walking across one and fell and busted my forehead open.  I ended up not having to get stitches, but it was pretty close.  Did I ever get on one again?  You bet!

Some things you just have to experience to learn the lesson that&#039;s waiting for you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;m a few years younger than most of the people who have commented, but I can still appreciate most, if not all, of what&#8217;s been said.</p>
<p>I never wore a bicycle helmet, and continued the rebellion even after they passed a law in our state that required children under the age of 16 or something like that to wear helmets.</p>
<p>On one rare occasion that we actually had snow/ice one winter, I got an old rickety sled out, took it to a friends house, piled up some snow to create a ramp on one side of the road where a ditch was, started at the top of his driveway laying down on the sled face first, launched off the ramp and (mostly) cleared the ditch.  It was awesome, but unfortunately the sled broke on the first launch, so we didn&#8217;t get another try.</p>
<p>Remember the playground equipment they used to have?  The grid of metal that came out of the ground and created a small arch and went back into the ground?  (I can provide a picture if necessary) I was walking across one and fell and busted my forehead open.  I ended up not having to get stitches, but it was pretty close.  Did I ever get on one again?  You bet!</p>
<p>Some things you just have to experience to learn the lesson that&#8217;s waiting for you!</p>
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