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Some of the people that have been stopping in to check out my quest for every beard type have mentioned that they are incapable of ever knowing the macho feeling that comes with wearing a full beard. For those folks, there is now a flash application called Mustachr that allows you to add over 90 types of facial hair to any photo. The only drawback is that you need an account to save anything, but there’s nothing stopping you from using [Alt] PrintScreen to copy and paste your creation into your favorite art program.
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This was me as a kid. If I had any idea what kind of ass kicking comes with plaid shirts, thick glasses, and lunch bags with my name on them, I might’ve posted a Mustachr-ized picture on my Myspace page that looked so ultra-badass that it would’ve deterred a lot of scraps in the school yard.
Oh yea. When I was a kid, there was no Myspace. Hell, Prodigy wasn’t even though of yet. GI Joe had a beard and pong was blowing everybody’s minds with the sheer awesomeness of two lines and a bouncing square. We had no internet, and no Mustachr. If I did though, you can bet that I would have added a few pics like these:
Mustachr-ized: The Kid With No Name
Mustachr-ized: Royale With Cheese
Mustachr-ized: Dyer Mei
May 29th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Since this is clearly the ONLY way my #1Husband is ever going to get near me with such facial hair I will refer him to the Mustachr.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Reminds me of L.A. cops vs. Mexican-American street toughs movies from the ’80s. The plaid shirts were always worn with just the top two buttons buttoned-up and more often than not a net or stocking was over their hair. I suppose I would have edited in one of the same politically incorrect catch phrases used in those scripts. BTW G.I. Joe would have been way out of military regulations if caught wearing a beard, except for some long ago time in some Navy situations. I have to find that web site I saw quite a long time ago of G.I. Joes picking up Barbie dolls in bars and other off-duty downtown overseas situations, but I digress.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Your pong reference suddenly realed my mind into
two lines one square,
but two girls one cup style.
Thanks a lot.
-d—
May 29th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Hey, you look like a mini me of Quincy Jack…cute! You should try and worm your way into a shuffleboard game.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:19 am
ROFL
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Sweet! Thanks for writing about us. Mustaches rule!