Yea, baby. You know what time it is. It’s time for all the hot aural action that you’ve been longing for all month. This list has a definite R&B core, and I wish I could say that there wasn’t a lot of dancing that felt better than it looked, or that I was cool enough not to burst out laughing at the pure filth of some of the tracks, but you’d never believe me anyway. What you can believe is that I had a lot of fun putting this together.

So, kick back, turn on some LED candles, kick back with some of the sexiest tracks I could find. Or if that’s not your thing, grab the tarps, a lube bucket, a squeegee, a pair rubber gloves, a turkey baster, a tub of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”, a Mongolian sailing harness, a box of laxatives, a canned ham, 17 feet of strong nylon cord, three hot peppers, a Malasian tiger swing, a flyswatter, a zipper mask, three clothespins, a parakeet, two girls, one cup, and then listen in while you bring out the gimp.

If you embarrass easily, are surrounded by people who embarrass easily, or work in an environment where any mention of S-E-X will get you fired, you may want to take a pass on this until later.

For the rest of you… Enjoy!

Other FineTune Friday Tart-icipants This Month:
Without the other FineTune Friday participants, I would’ve been dancing with myself, so be sure to check them out.

• Let’s Get It On by Christina
• Bom Chicka Wow Wow by M-Shel
• Make a Sexy Time by Viv
• XXX by K.

Previous FineTune Fridays:
This is the 9th month in the FineTune Friday series. A list of the previous FineTune Fridays can be found on the Dyers.org FineTune Friday Page.

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