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RSSSmoking Poll Results: 2 Girls + 1 Cup = Best Gift Ever
The results of the Smokin’ Poll are in:
Best Holiday Gift Ever
- 2 Girls, 1 Cup: 57%
- A Day With Mr. T: 16%
- An R2-D2 Trashcan: 11%
- Whirled Peas: 10%
- A RL friend [sniff]: 6%
The holidays are over and things are starting to return to normal because I am once again completely and utterly concerned for you people. A full 57% of you think that a couple of naked girls eating crap and throwing up on each other is the best holiday gift ever. You like it better than friends, you like it better than World peace, hell, you even like it more than an R2D2 Trash can. I don’t get it, but I suppose I can accept all that as a matter of personal preference.
What I cannot accept is that you want it more than spending a full day with Mr. T. Do you have any idea how awesome a day with Mr. T would be? Do you? As if having a beard-connected mohawk and saying “I pity the fool” all the time isn’t awesome enough, Mr. T always seems to have a blowtorch on hand, and can make a tank out of almost anything. How can you not think that is awesome?
Here is a velvet painting of Mr. T from my personal collection to make you pity yourselves for your choices. Yes, those are real simulated gold flecks glued around his neck.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 am
I would like to go on the record to say that I voted for Mr. T, NOT 2 girls 1 cup.
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Well, everyone is going Green these days, with Al Gore and global warming and such. 2 Girls 1 Cup is all about RECYCLING. It’s for the environment!
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 am
he looks happy. i approve.
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Back when Mr. T was in his prime he cut down every tree on his Beverly Hills estate using a Chain Saw. Maybe it wasn’t Beverly Hills. But he did cut down *every* tree on his property. What would a day with Mr. T be like? Maybe you could give us some insight.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Scott, I do think that is the most twisted (yet funny) thought I’ve read today.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Keep it Green, baby.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
PABLO: It was Chicago (I believe Lake Forest) to be exact where he leveled his yard.
JON: I still need to try that last code fix. I will keep you updated!
Also, I didn’t vote, but I would like to retroactively cast my ballot for Mr. T. He Rules. Whatever happened to that show he had a couple of years ago where he mediated workplace disputes? That was awesome!
January 7th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
You know, it’s interesting you bring up the Topic of Mr. T. As I watched Dick Clark and his heavy breathing just trying to utter the words Happy New Year to me through the Television. I realized then and there, dick clark needed to retire and Mr. T should take his place.
Anybody? Anybody at all agree with that?
January 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Oh you know I do.