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RSSSmoking Poll Results: Beards Rule!
The results of the Smokin’ Poll are in:
Hey What About Beards?
- Two Words: Chuck Norris: 46%
- Macho and sort of hot: 25%
- Ok for the winter: 13%
- I like my men like I like my pets: hairless and obedient: 15%
For once a poll has gone my way and I’m not the least bit worried about you people. 85% of you have some form of affinity for the beard and almost half of you agree that beards are totally kick ass. I’m going to take that as a win for the mountain men, and say that the modern woman is looking for a King Leonidas instead of some hairless pet that’s closer to a lady than a man.
Congratulations, folks. This. Is. SPARTAAAAA!
For those of you who didn’t get a chance to vote (or were voted down), at least you can enjoy some of the wonderful beard shaving creations on my beard page.
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December 18th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I like the pork chops. You should keep them for awhile. I tried to grow them. They don’t grow in that well. However, my beard does grow in full except for 2 spots on my chin. Nice amber hue all around. Just call me Johnson. As in Jeremiah.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Yeah that looks pretty hardcore. Good job!
December 18th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
I sort of cheated. That pic is from 2004. The beard now is a bit regular, I’m afraid.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Why is the beard regular? Its not like the boss is going to say something about it in a staff meeting or your one-on-one or put “sports weird facial hair” as a reason for the low rating in your year-end review is it?
Go Lemmy Kilmister. Go!
-d—
December 19th, 2007 at 12:33 am
Was there any doubt that the beardies wouldn’t win? NO WAY!!
You wouldn’t believe the number of comments I get EVERY day on my beard.
I’m gonna miss it come January 1st.