Does Anyone Speak Chinese?
I got this from a fortune cookie the other day after my mom’s birthday celebration. Is there a Chinese translator among you who can help me understand what my future holds?

I got this from a fortune cookie the other day after my mom’s birthday celebration. Is there a Chinese translator among you who can help me understand what my future holds?

September 24th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
once my friend got one that said, “we will be very happy together.”
i think every so often the makers just like to screw with us
September 25th, 2007 at 10:49 am
It’s called Engrish.
http://www.engrish.com
May 25th, 2008 at 2:17 am
Alice The Goon ( or “Alisk” as Popeye would say ) was an ugly something that was infatuated with Popeye in that Pepe LePew grab and don’t let go kinda way. Only if I remember correctly, Alice was larger and just as muscular as Popeye. So it’s a kind of warning about being careful what you wish for, or a take the bad with the good situation.