The Ridiculousness of Death Metal

I had to order a big ass, Nerd Certification book last night, and like a typical music junkie, I found myself padding my order with a couple of CDs. As I was piping various death metal samples out to the stereo, #1GF! was in the background doing some work.

To say that #1GF! is not a fan of death metal is a major understatement. She is a fan of me, though, and because I make her laugh and explain Star Wars/Trek references on TV, she puts up with short bursts of musical terror.

“I’m ridiculous,” I said under my breath.

“What?” asked #1GF!, quietly doing her best to ignore the auditory onslaught that is Six Feet Under.

“I’m ridiculous. I’m not listening to this on headphones, so I know you’re hearing it too. Therefore, I’m hearing it through your ears instead of my own. I can hear you silently wondering how I can possibly like music that sounds so much like someone burping over explosions. I like it, though. And it’s ridiculous.”

“Aw. How about a hug?”

[Music: GR..ooooOOOOOOWWWWWWWGGGGGHHHH!!]

“Ok. I think this one’s a love song, anyway.”

(The truly ridiculous part of the story is that not 20 minutes before this post was written, I was playing “Jesse’s Girl” (song|video) on the guitar. Yea, don’t ask. For some reason it randomly popped into my head and it’s been stuck in there for two days and counting. No amount of death metal has been able to vanquish it. Send help.)

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5 Responses to “The Ridiculousness of Death Metal”

  1. Jim Says:

    It just goes to show: The best things in life are ridiculous.

  2. digitaldarryl Says:

    I find a good dose of Run To The Hills will crush just about everything into oblivion.
    Including The Final Countdown.
    -d—

  3. Michelle Says:

    DigDarryl beat me to the mention of Final Countdown (which I heard on the radio yesterday).

    Jesse’s girl is far better than having My Humps stuck in your melon—not even the ironic Morissette version either…*SHUDDER*

  4. K. Says:

    I like Jessie’s Girl. And I used to have the Final Countdown as my ringtone.

    I have had “He Loves You Not” by Dream (a manufactured 90’s girl group) inmy head for days because I really want to rerecord it as an really heavy-industrial sounding kind of song.

  5. Jon Says:

    I’ve recently been trying to figure out how to make “Jesse’s girl” really creepy. Given Jim’s metallic chops, that may be something that he is more skilled to tackle.

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