Comments on: Sucking At Everything, And Dragging Your Ass Down

By: Kerry

Kerry — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:40:50 +0000

i’ll avoid making a Lost reference (because i don’t know if you watch it) but the numbers aren’t always that important. what is important is that you stick to what you like and what you know and just go with the flow. just like everyone else said.

and like CJ, I’m also going to say that the horrible evening you came to my house, you got me laughing and together we got some pretty sad people laughing. it’ll be a memory i’ll always recall and smile about. i will not, however, smile about memories of friends’ baby pooping stories. so there ya go.

By: CJ

CJ — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:42:39 +0000

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you aren’t average. Just take a good look around one day and do a comparison. You are the most memorable person I met while in Mass. Don’t forget I worked there for a year too. Hope you are feeling differently in a day or two.

By: Jo Jo Monkey Man

Jo Jo Monkey Man — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 21:26:31 +0000

Yoda says:
Measure yourself not, by your job alone. Who you are, it is not.

By: jsin

jsin — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:21:04 +0000

I am not average. your sis is right. most people are like ricky bobby than Divine. They like the crap thats on the radio but couldn’t tell ya if it was madonna or Janet. Couldn’t tell if it’s a jetta or a evo or even a fuckin vette for that matter. watch the same crappy episodes of friends over and over and laugh over and over (braindead…oops) No spice makes you Ricky Bobby of some kind. “I’ll have a bud” is the way of the many . Plankton better watch out cause they’re gonna be second to joe average. Cake isn’t everything my good man. I make squat and don’t care cause it pays the bills and I like my life. We don’t have to try to be different. We r just mentally in another speed-zone. Next time you crack in the morning , put on the headphones and relax to PAINKILLER . then go to the egg and I for a average pancake b-fast. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

By: brian

brian — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:47:49 +0000

I had two fortunes in my cookie at lunch yesterday - one of them was meant for you, i think. I’ll let you take your pick:

* With integrity and consistency, your credits are piling up.
* Someone is speaking well of you.

Try not to live by the numbers - if your efforts make a difference to the people who matter, screw everyone else.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:38:59 +0000

I commiserate wholeheartedly…which may not be a good thing.

I’m currently in the ‘facing the reality’ stage of the game and it’s pretty damn hard. I know that I’ll get through it with a better concept of me, but until that moment comes, it’s been pretty sucky.

And I agree with yo sis…change may help, it usually does even if it’s just a small change to some area.

By: yo sistah

yo sistah — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:18:51 +0000

there was a time when you wrote because it made YOU happy and it didn’t matter who read it. high ranking poop stories says a lot about the intelligence level of the people in this country. you are fucking hysterical. you know it. your friends know it. your entire family knows it. your writing is witty and you know how to battle viruses. perhaps, you need a change to spark things up again. change is tough, but it can bring about great things. (maybe you should write a book…david sedaris has nothing on you…though you do have a crazy sister just like him). my fortune cookie wisdom from this evening: “confidence is the companion of success.”

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:07:43 +0000

“While people are steadily moving their pieces around the board, I’ve been setting up a perfect, four move checkmate on the pop-o-matic using only my queen, my bishop, and Cobra commander.”

Heh, that’s a great line. Also, it sounds like a pretty good game.

Yeah, why people are interested in reading what they read is partially a mystery to me, too. That’s why, to me, it’s never worth writing anything with the expectation that everyone will love it.