Uvula
Me: Good morning!
Female: [sullenly] Good morning.
Me: What’s the matter?
Female: Eh, my uvula has been bothering me.
Me: [thinking and staring] Why is she telling me this?.
Female: Yea, it was stuck to the back of my throat when I woke up.
Me: Wha?? Ohhhh uvula. I’m an idiot.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
And what exactly did you THINK she was talking about?
October 17th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
lol
October 17th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
I saw a commercial for a kids movie with the same premise. Two kids were in whale’s mouth, and one of them goes, “It’s the uvula!” and the other kid responds, “Oh, so it’s a girl whale.”
October 19th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Why is that guys tune out when it comes to feminine, um, afflictions yet their girlfriends/wives are always the first to know if their balls itch or ass is sore? Just asking…