Uvula

Me: Good morning!
Female: [sullenly] Good morning.
Me: What’s the matter?
Female: Eh, my uvula has been bothering me.
Me: [thinking and staring] Why is she telling me this?.
Female: Yea, it was stuck to the back of my throat when I woke up.
Me: Wha?? Ohhhh uvula. I’m an idiot.

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4 Responses to “Uvula”

  1. n0ia Says:

    And what exactly did you THINK she was talking about?

  2. rockn Says:

    lol

  3. Jim Says:

    I saw a commercial for a kids movie with the same premise. Two kids were in whale’s mouth, and one of them goes, “It’s the uvula!” and the other kid responds, “Oh, so it’s a girl whale.”

  4. sarah Says:

    Why is that guys tune out when it comes to feminine, um, afflictions yet their girlfriends/wives are always the first to know if their balls itch or ass is sore? Just asking…

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