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1. If you are under the age of 23 and leave the house in pigtails, people might think you are cute. If you are over the age of 23, people assume you are trolling for pole.
2. If it’s 1826 and you live in the old west, wearing a leather vest, chaps, a six-gun, and a Bowie knife says, “Don’t tangle with this outlaw.” If it’s 2006, the same vest and chaps when paired with studded saddle bags and leather tassels hanging from your handlebars say “Please rub random testicles on any non-leather surface.”
3. If you live in some rural farm area and leave the house wearing a cowboy hat, people might assume that you are a wrangler. Irrespective of sex or personal preference, if you are seen wearing that same cowboy hat in the Northeast, people will assume that the only thing you’re looking to wrangle is cock.
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September 21st, 2006 at 9:20 pm
There are many ways to signal that you want the cock these days! Oh, the convenience of our modern age.
September 22nd, 2006 at 8:38 am
oh and I think if pigtails are way up on the head in schoolgirl fashion your assessment is correct…down low behind the ears on back of head are a form of function when you don’t want to mess with the hair and it’s to short to get it all back in one ponytail….end of story from a girl’s POV.
September 22nd, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Sooo… what do pigtails in the form of afro puffs signify, I wonder?
September 22nd, 2006 at 5:15 pm
What if you like your pigtails up like a schoolgirl fashion because you like fucking with people’s heads? And it’s fun to whip them around and hit people in the face.
September 28th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
1. True
2. Possibly
3. Awesome
4. Sadism