Soundtrack to the Apocalypse (That Never Arrived)
I was going to make 6 copies of this, and it was going to be 66 minutes long and contain 13 songs. Because the time between actually getting the idea and whipping the disc together was only about 66 minutes, there really wasn’t a lot of time for anything more than picking tracks. I ended up only making 3 copies because I really don’t know many people with the metallic fortitude to actually listen to this disc the whole way through.
I did, however, try to make the disc start off mild and gradually increase in brutality as the tracks piled on. I truly, truly, truly wanted to make “Sweet Love” by Anita Baker the ending track, but I ran completely out of room and was aftraid that Anita Baker’s stylings might actually push too many listeners over the fine line that separates good, clean fun and mass murder.
If I put any real thought into it, I would’ve also moved “Satan” (currently in the 18 slot) to track 13 and closed the disc with “Disciple.” It was pointed out that “Number of the Beast” really should’ve been track 6, which I fully agree.
Maybe next century…
06/06/06: The Soundtrack to the Apocalypse

- AC/DC - Hells Bells
- Black sabbath - Black Sabbath
- Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon
- Van Halen - Runnin’ With the Devil
- Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast
- Fu Manchu - Evil Eye
- Solarized - Black Unholy Ground
- High on Fire - Devilution
- Entombed - That’s When I Became a Satanist
- Hatebreed - Doomsayer
- Metallica - The Four Horsemen
- Pantera - Cowboys from Hell
- Lamb of God - A Devil In God’s Country
- The Haunted - D.O.A.
- Pig Destroyer - Terrifyer
- Slayer - South of Heaven
- Slayer - Disciple
- Entombed - Satan
- *Bonus Track: Misfits - Braineaters
Contemplated, But Exluded
I came across a few tracks that could’ve been included, but were excluded because they either didn’t fit in with the rest of the tracks, or because there are only 80 available minutes on a disc to work with…
- 8 Ball Shifter - The Ballad Of Tura Satana
- Pantera - Hellbound
- Cake - Satan is My Motor
- Reverend Horton Heat - Devil is Chasing Me
- AC/DC - Highway to Hell
- Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- Metallica - Am I Evil?
- Kyuss - Demon Cleaner
- Hank Williams III - Devil’s Daughter
- Charlie Daniels Band - Devil Went Down to Georgia
- Superjoint Ritual - Antifaith
- Tons of Slayer
- Tons of Misfits
- Anita Baker - Sweet Love
If you come up with your own additions, put them in the comments, and mention which tracks that you would replace with them…
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June 7th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I’d have to take out one Slayer tune to insert Shout at the Devil (Motley Crue) and I’d also have to wind it up with Friend of the Devil (The Dead) or Devil Went Down To Georgia (Charlie Daniels), just for a good giggle.
Regardless…I think that’s an awesome mix that you could make some bank on!
June 14th, 2006 at 11:00 am
That’s a great cover. I think I would’ve tried to squeeze Vital Remains’s Dechristianize and Deicide’s Biblebasher on there. And probably maybe Slayer’s the Antichrist for some old school fun.