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On the Phone With My Dad…
“Repeat this to #1GF!”
“Ok”
“Why”
“Why…”
“Are you still with him.”
“…are you still… Hey.”
With Iron Maiden’s #1Fan…
“Man, do I have an ear worm.
“Uh oh.”
“No, don’t worry. I can’t really infect anyone else with this one.”
“Huh?”
“It’s by G. G. Allin.”
“Oh boy.”
“It’s called ‘I wanna fuck myself‘”
[LOL]
“Really. It’s unbelievably catchy.”
While Catching Up With an Old Friend…
“I love the whole #1GF! thing. It’s so Japanese Anime. #1GF! [chops the air].
With #1GF!…
“Hey did you see Darryl’s comment?”
“Yea, even on paper he does a better Popeye than you.”
“He was doing David Lee Roth!”
“Whatever. It was still better.”