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After 4 months of culturing a beard that hung almost 3 inches off of my chin, the winter beard has finally been shorn. Although my dumb-ass head looks top-heavy and weird, I currently look 5 years younger. There are no pictures of the process due to both a broken camera and complete lack of imagination.
Until next November, try to stay off my youthful jock.
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March 27th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
are you kidding me? no documentation of the shaving of the beard? man, if i was your #1GF (which i would never be because i’m your sister, unless we lived a state that condoned that type of behavior…oh god, that’s gross) i’d be pissed. the best part of your beard is the story you make up when you shave it off. in anticipation of a great laugh, i was telling folks at work about the one where you shot heroine into your face. now what do i have to look forward to? you better get that camera fixed and do something funny with it.
March 28th, 2006 at 8:21 am
We co-workers of Jon are glad he finally shaved. It got too wierd at lunch everyday pointing to a piece of food that was stuck in his face hairs. While we appreciate his need for a snack later, there are certainly better ways to stock food.