Theoretical and Actual Results May Vary
Theoretical…
Co-worker: So, #1GF! joined the gym, huh?
Me: Yup.
Co-worker: Your gym?
Me: Sure.
Co-worker: How long do you think it will be before you hear, “Do you think she’s pretty?”
Me: Oy.
Actual (after #1GF! had her introductory training session on the machines)…
Me: How’d it go? Did he show you how to use all these machines?
#1GF!: I guess so. I was so busy staring at those muscles.
Me: Oy.