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You now officially have two days left to make your decision to get that beard started, if you haven’t already. To Grow, or not to grow: That is the question.
Fire the “before” pictures to me and I’ll put them up on Dec. 1 so that your better halves can have a reminder of what a fucking great looking guy you used to be when they’re in need of a break from your testosterone-fueled, hair-covered MaBeGroMo madness.
Who knows? By Christmas, that “before” picture may just save your relationship. If it doesn’t, you’ll always have that deer carcass to keep you warm.
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November 30th, 2005 at 8:31 pm
I think this contest is awfully discriminatory—can’t we women do the same with our legs????
December 1st, 2005 at 8:02 am
I was wondering when would come up with that. I wish I had a better solution, but if that’s the best we have, then I say “go for it.” Women are welcome to submit before pictures of their legs.
December 1st, 2005 at 10:16 am
MaBeGroMo1/2 for me. I started on 11/18 and have already made it past the itchy stage. Now if I could only get past the Justin Timberlake/Terrorist stage I will be in good shape. Why do I let people get me wrapped up in stuff like this?
December 1st, 2005 at 10:17 am
BTW - any of the ladies that want to grow their legs out for a month just let me know where you hang out. I will be sure to avoid those places.
December 1st, 2005 at 11:46 am
Dirty Buzzard I hate to break the news to you, but many women will forego the whole pain-in-the-ass shaving ritual whenever possible…which means if they’re not regularly sleeping with someone, getting laid or wearing skirts there’s a good chance their legs aren’t shaved…..I’m sorry, I know the truth does hurt.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:46 am
Michelle - thanks for the tip. It’s no wonder I am single.
December 2nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
That makes two of us (meaning it’s no wonder I’m single too)