Sick Boy

I’ve been sick all week, and my Barry White/Ton-Loc voice has become more like the guy from the movie trailers. Thus, I have been starting every sentence with “In a world…

It’s not much trouble to sound like your aunt Grace who smokes a couple packs of Pahliaments a day, either, honey

Now, if I could keep the voice and drop the whole coughing up snails thing…

(Does anyone else realize that Vicks Vapo-rub contains turpentine? It does. I’m breathing turpentine. Blame me not for this post.)

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6 Responses to “Sick Boy”

  1. Michelle Says:

    DaMN! I’ve been breathing turpentine for the 3 or 4 days! No wonder I’m feeling loopy. Is it wrong to like the smell of vapo-rub?

  2. jsin Says:

    where did you think they got that great robust smell? I love robust.

  3. brian Says:

    turpentine is an antiseptic and a diuretic. that means if you drink Vicks, it will make you pee.

  4. K. Says:

    Wow, you missed your chance to record a “slow jam” or two with your Barry White voice. For the ladies.

  5. digitaldarryl Says:

    ok sickboy, if the ‘puter ain’t bootin’ before the Car Show… you get to take all the minivan pictures this year. And if the laser doesn’t stand a chance of lasing, maybe this could occupy your time:
    http://www.electronics-lab.com/projects/science/017/index.html
    -d—

  6. Jon Says:

    Seriosly. The ladies’ uniformly galssy-eyed reactions to my voice were surprising and amusing. If I could only maintain it without the cold…

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