Now with Heated Vibrating Seats
#1GF! was test driving an 2005 Acura TL…
#1GF!: [steps on gas] Ooooohh. ooohoohhhhh. mmmmmmm…
Me: Are you ok?
#1GF!: [slowly] Oooooh yes. Don’t you like the car?
Me: [a little freaked by the horsepower whore who has replaced #1GF!] Um, obviously not as much as you.
Car Dealer: [leans up from from back seat] I have to say… Those are some of the better noises I’ve heard while test driving this car.