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A couple of days ago, #1GF! and I went to get Chinese takeout. After waiting for what seemed like an unusually long time, a semi-exasperated guy came out of the kitchen with our food. He smiled at us and said, “Taypisonay! Thank you. Have good night.”
#1GF! and I thanked him, took our food, and headed out the door. Once out of earshot, I gave her a look of confusion which she mirrored right back at me. “I have no idea,” she said. “Really. None.”
We walked back to the car pondering the possibilities until I broke the silence. “Nothing I can come up with makes a lot of sense,” I said. “He either just told us that the kitchen staff pissed on our food (They piss on it!) or on him (They piss on me!) and it took some extra time to get a new bag or clean pants. On the other hand, he could’ve meant that the kitchen staff was ‘Pissing him off’ (They piss on me!) for taking a long time with the food.
The only other explanation that I can come up with involves an elaborate hoax involving his ability to speak perfect English and running $5 bets with the cooks that he can get a customer to smile at him after telling them that someone pissed on their food.
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October 1st, 2005 at 12:14 am
They peed on your fucking rug.
Rug Pissers did not do this.
They peed on your fucking rug.
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