Comments on: One Sneeze Only

By: Jon

Jon — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 21:24:00 +0000

Yea, but my coworkers rarely chase a laser pointer or fall for the old “my hand turns into a mouse if it’s under something” trick.

Rarely.

By: ap

ap — Mon, 03 Oct 2005 12:31:23 +0000

As much as this will sound strange, shit like this makes me miss working in an office sometimes. I work from home, and my cat just isn’t coming up with any high quality pranks.

By: yo sistah

yo sistah — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 02:07:30 +0000

as the one and only sibling, i know of the torture. and yes, my wrist was handcuffed to other’s ankles. but the torture gave me ability to take and dish out more. whenever someone tries to pull the older sibling crap that worked on their siblings, i just look at them and say “i have an older brother. you gotta try harder.” oh, and just like my brother, i will sing and dance and jump all around you, without touching you, driving you mad until you crack a smile. smile and you’ll be free….

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:19:52 +0000

CJ: Nice catch! That line was added because my sneezing co-worker says it all the time.

JF: I plead the 5th.

By: Vivian

Vivian — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:41:57 +0000

I like what you’ve done here. You should sit next to me - I’m a 3 to 5 sneeze gal. Ocassionally, I’ll get a onesy twosy. But it’s usually 3 or more, Cap’n.

By: CJ

CJ — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 13:39:03 +0000

Give me a sneeze, Vasili. One sneeze only, please.

Is that a spoof on “The Hunt for Red October?”

Give me a ping, Vasili, One ping only, please.

By: JF

JF — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 12:12:02 +0000

Hmmm.. A big brother who tortures his sibling?? (or someone elses sibling for that matter).. Ain’t that the truth!! I remember those days well.. Whether it was pinning the sibling down and dropping spit just close enough to her face before you sucked it back up or handcuffing her hands to someone elses feet.. or even pretending to be richie the dragon fly man to scare the crap out of a 6 yr old! ahhh, the memories..