Yes, I missed the figure 8 demolition derby at the Marshfield Fair last year. Yes, I have to be on a conference call with Australia tonight at 8PM tonight and will miss it again this year…

BUT, if we look at the Fair schedule of events, it can be noted that there’s a demolition derby nearly every damned night this week! Opportunity just keeps on knockin’. Maybe I’ll even go to the Demolition derby finals.

And maybe I’ll even check out the “Swine show”, the “Dairy Goat Achievement Show”, or maybe the “Poultry Showmanship” demonstration. Or maybe, I’ll check out the “Flap Toss” a.k.a. the Cow Shit Throw.

Seriously. What the hell happens to people when they get a mere 30 miles outside of Boston? How long does it take before you trade in all city ways for a sleeveless denim jackets and crap throwing contests? It sounds like the cars aren’t the only things running on ethyl alcohol in Marshfield these days.

Anyone wanting to join me to view the auto and cerebral demolition is welcome. We just need to pick a day to dig out the foam trucker hats and Metallica patches. Respond in the comments…

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