Quiche
Real men don’t eat it, but they can make it.

4 large eggs
1 frozen pie crust
1 cup milk
1/4 cup cream
a pinch of salt
a few twists of pepper
garlic powder
some basil

1 tomato, chopped
5 or so cheese slices cut into strips

Pre-heat the oven to 400. Take the pie crust out of the plastic and put it on the counter to thaw for 15 minutes. Don’t do one good goddamn thing that it says on that wrapper such as trying to take the crust out of the pan. Leave it the fuck alone. Put all the first group of ingredients into a large bowl and whisk it all together. Loosely cover the bottom of the pie crust with the cheese, add some tomato, then a little more cheese. Pour your egg mixture in there. Put it in the oven for 50 minutes.

Blueberry Muffins (8)
These kicked so much ass that they should be nominated to be the pie in the next version of American pie.

Group 1
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1 1/2 cup of flour
3/4 cup of sugar
1/2 teaspoon of salt
2 teaspoons of baking powder

Group 2
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1/3 cup of oil
1 large egg
1/3 cup of milk

A small package of blueberries

Topping
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1/3 cup flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 butter squooshed with a fork
1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon

Combine first group in a bowl. Combine the second group in a measuring cup. Mix both together. Fold in blueberries. Pour into 8 greased muffin tins. Mash up topping with a fork in another bowl. Cover cups with topping. Bake at 400 for 25 minutes.

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