Oral
Today, I got my teeth cleaned, and it took over an hour because I had a really nice talk with a 48 year old hygenist who had her husband leave her after being married through 25 years and 2 kids.

I didn’t know this hygenist before today, she seemed completely stable, and you really have no idea how many people open up to me with their life stories for no reason whatsoever.

I also found out that I grind my teeth enough to have worn them down to nubs, and how Sensodyne works.

Manual
Him: Hey, so how’d the tests go?
Her: Everything looks perfect.
Him: Did your mom go with you?
Her: Yea she’s right here.
Him: So, if someday we weren’t able to have kids, I’d have to go get m’ boys tested, then.
Her: We don’t need to worry about that, right now.
Him: Well, do you think your Mom will come along if I have to go in for testing?
Her: [muffled talking] She says she’ll hold your hand.
Him: [Silence]
Her: [Silence]
Him: I hope she means either before or after.
Her: She really has no idea what she just said.

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