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After going to dinner and being seated by an attractively compact, Sarah Jessica Parker-esque hostess that looked more like she belonged more in NY than the small town that we were in, I felt the need to mention her to my GF. I could only describe her as “interesting, but a woman who probably really likes boots.”
Then, thinking that I was conveying my image of the woman as some leather-bound, sex-starved, cat woman in boots, I had to make sure she understood my interpretation by sputteringly adding, “You know, like $400 shoes. High maintenance. Hidden Costs.”
She understood my original assessment without the explanation.
And Boots
Ladies, when you look in the mirror admiring those special black pants that come to mid-calf and only hint at your partially hidden, tall, black boots, you may think “De-licious.”
But, when you walk by a table full of geeks, your unnerving resemblance to Captain Kirk will completely overshadow any sexiness that you may have tried for.
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