Bad I: You Get What You Pay For
A Chaintech AV-710 sound card with an optical output would allow a person to watch DVDs from their Home Theater PC with perfect Dolby 5.1 sound. And $27 seems like an amazingly good deal, until one spends 5 days trying to get more than 2 speakers to work. On the fifth day, when I finally got the center speaker to play music for the first time, I literally jumped up and down shouting, “I CAN GO TO BED! I CAN GO TO BED!”

Bad II: You Pay For What You Get
This morning, there was beautiful orange sunrise over the water that I caught over my shoulder while driving to work. I thought to myself, “I’m leaving this to go into a windowless basement for the next 8 hours?”

I felt like a fool until I stepped on the accelerator and thought, “Mmmmmmmm Turbo.”

Bad III: You Get Nothing and Like It
Dearest Netflix, I’ve been waiting for 7 days for new videos, now. Cut porking me and send the goods.

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