Tai Chi
Today I saw two people in the courtyard doing Tai Chi. Although I find it frustratingly slow in practice, I found it mesmerizing to watch. While trying to explain it to my GF, I talked and acted as if I were caught in an old Kung Fu movie, complete with lots of pointing and inappropriate grunts and laughing. As she has never seen A.) Star Trek, B.) Star Wars, or C.) any Kung Fu movies, she confusedly asked me, “What are you doing?”

Voting is Gross
Are you watching the debates tonight? No. You know why? No amount of sound bite fishing will tell me which candidate deserves my vote. Bush sucks major ass. He’s an autocrat, a liar, and serves the rich. Kerry also sucks major ass. He’s an autocrat, a liar, and serves the rich.

If you present me with two steaming hot piles of shit and tell me that I have to eat one, I’m going to ask you for another option. In America, it seems that most of us will just pick the one that looks the worst, and pop the other one right into their mouths.

Unfortunately, I don’t have lofty ideals that there is a politician out there who is any better. As usual, I’ll “throw my vote away” on a some third party steam pile in the simple hopes of expanding the number of candidates beyond the current two party, one candidate system.

Voting is gross. I’m going to watch a movie.

Movie Reviews #6822653
The Girl Next Store (Comedy): Typical story of “Nerd meets porn star, fall in love.” Although this movie could’ve been named Risky Business 2004, and, at times, I had no idea where the story was going, I admit that I found it entertaining. B

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