Notes to Self
When one finds a machine named “Uranus,” turning toward a coworker and stating “I can’t access Uranus. Do you know if Uranus is patched?” will draw laughter and a slew of follow up comments.
Note to Self 2
If you see a link called “random blog” on a co-worker’s blog, do not click it at work. You will be directed to a site called swolen Vagina, making you yell “Oh Jesus!” while closing all your browser windows at the speed of light.