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For Richer…
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
For Poorer…
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They’re hiring.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
In Sickness…
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Because of the pepper spray.
What’s the wrinkliest thing on Grandma?
Grandpa.
And In Health…
What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
45 pounds.
Until Death Do Us Part…
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.