The problem with going to the library for 3 hours on a Thursday night is:

• A.) You have no project due, you are not homeless, and you didn’t actually get a book.
• B.) You’re not done, yet.
• C.) You’re already involved with 4 books.
• D.) The scenery is all in your head, rather than in your face.
• E.) All of the Above

If you guessed, “Who is Flapdangle ding dong coo coo kids?” you are probably still in the stacks of survival books (I think it’s 796.41?) shooing away the bunnies and talking to yourself. You’d also be incorrect in a linear, logical sort of way. If you guessed “What is ‘E’, Alex?” you’d be right.

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The problem with staying up until 3:30 AM playing video games is:

• A.) You have to get up in three hours.
• B.) You’re not done, yet.
• C.) You’re proving to yourself and others that you are truly the equivalent of 2.3 of your puny Earth dorks. Muah ha ha ha ha!
• D.) Help.
• E.) All of the Above

If you guessed E.), circle gets the square.

Note1: If when you try to type things like c.) and d.) you have [Backspace] over C:\ and D:\, you may need to step away from the PC.
Note2: Libralicious is not a word. Lubricious is, though. Adding to my list of favorite words…

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