Previous entries suggest that a friend of mine got porn for XMas. He did. The porn he got not only had multiple angles, and 3+ hours of porno, but had an “interactive” feature as well. I didn’t notice this when I bought it, but I was curious when I noticed it. If my sister wasn’t there, I would’ve had it him put it in the PS2 to see what it was all about. When I mentioned this, I got:”Listen, dude. There are only two times to be watching porno: When you’re alone or at a bachelor party”

I don’t know about you, but I came up with 14 or 15 other scenarios while he was talking. How about the situation where you’re hanging out with a hot chick that likes porno? Or what about the one where the porno star’s car breaks down just outside your house, and she’s all like, “Can I come in and call a tow?” and you’re all like “yea” and she’s all like, “I’m so bored” and your all like, “Well, do you want a coke or some wheat thins or something?” and she’s like “Nah. You got any porno that I might be in that we could watch to pass the time?” And you’re all like “listen lady, there are only 2 times to be watching porno…”

Or then there’s the one where the Swedish bikini team’s van breaks down outside your house, and they’re all like “Can we come in and call a tow?” Oooh oooh or when the Swedish porno team’s van breaks down outside your house. Yea! And they’re all like outside and chanting your name and stuff, and you’re all like, “Keep it down out there you biatches, before I call the cops! I’m trying to watch porno in here.” And they all like start making out in your front yard and you totally film it. Yea.

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