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If you understand none of this, brush up at the Boston English Guide…) So it’s Saddadee, and youah at a dingah down in Quincy, and this wicked big loozah is totally hittin’ on you. An’ youah like, “Ahm all set with this. I wish I could just book it ahtta heah.” Theahr all like “how why ya?” an’ what’s youah numbah? Youah so hawt n’ shit.” You just want this big quayah to take a dudley. But they totally won’t leave you alone. So youah all like “Wait! You like computahs n’ shit, too? Well, so don’t I! Lemme give you my numbah…

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